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heh


look who's back


so


its my birthday


and pretty much nobody remembers


my great-grandma and grandma do


bc they're fucking awesome


my uncle does


cause he's awesome


and my friend who moved to Texas and I barely talk to remembers


and my other friend who moved to Pennsylvania remembers


cause they're awesome


but my own parents don't


my little brother doesn't


none of my other friends remember


nobody else does


I tried asking my mom what day it was


she said it was my great aunt's birthday tomorrow


but nothing today


so that was a fun conversation


and I told her I turned a year older today


and she just went "oh-um..shit-yea I knew hahahaha"


She didn't


She's trying to set up a last minute "surprise party"


but literally no one can make it


so thats fun


she told my dad who also didn't remember


and he kinda gave the same reaction


so this year on my birthday


no cake


no pizza


no friends


no chips


no celebration


no fun

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