Two "Friends" - South Park - Style

Guns

Kyle's POV:
"Cartman, Cartman! It's not what it looks like I swear! I'm not gay it was a prank on you. See?" I said, frantically trying to find an excuse. If he found out that I was gay for real, he would literally drive me to suicide. He would definitely tell the whole school and make a fool out of me. And my parents would definitely find out. Our religion doesn't allow people to be gay, so I have no idea what I'm gonna do!
Then I noticed what was in his hand. A gun. "WHAT THE ACTUAL-" Screamed Stan as he noticed what was in Cartman's hand, forgetting all about the gay business. Cartman had a gun? Why? And how?
"Cartman, why is that in your hand?!" I said, trying to calm down because I knew he would not hesitate to shoot up the whole school if something didn't go his way. Even after six years, he hasn't changed. Well, he has actually changed. He's gotten worse with his serious anger issues and obesity. What are we gonna do? Call the police?
"Relax guys it's fake!" Screamed Cartman. I felt a wave of relief wash over me, and I could tell the same happened for Stan. "We literally thought you would shoot up the school!" Stan said, laughing at a bad joke that wasn't funny to people who had trama. (Sorry guys.)

BANG

"WTFFFFFFFF!?" I screamed as a real bullet hit the ground right beside my foot. Cartman had a real gun and he just shot a bullet right between me and Stan's feet.
"Ha ha got you guys it's a real gun!" Cartman said as me and Stan gasped out of shock and fear. What just happened?

(NOTE : Sorry guys there I'm gonna try to add a storyline. I just am writing random things right now, but Stan and Kyle are gonna kiss, I promise!!)