Two "Friends" - South Park - Style

Cartman's Post

Kyle's POV:

The next day I got onto my phone, which I sneaked into my bookbag for school that day because we weren't allowed to have phones while we were grounded. I checked Instagram and Cartman's page was blowing up by the second. it was me and Stan in the closet... my heart dropped. Everyone knew we were a bit well you know what I mean in the closet. He posted about the employees of the school being so dumb thinking it was cupcakes and he told everyone the truth about how it wasn't making cupcakes.
I had to tell Stan about this. He didn't even know. I quickly called Stan while I was driving to school.
"Hey bro I'm on my way to school right now can you wait until school?" said Stan over the phone.
I replied, "Did you check Cartman's Instagram lately? It's literally blowing up and you'll never guess what's on his story. He made a whole damn post about it too like what the actual fuck?"
"Did he post about the closet?" Stan said. He was a bit nervous because he didn't want our relationship publicly announced. Cartman made sure to say it wasn't just cupcakes like every other stupid ass person thought too like I said.
I heard Stan's music turn off. He was listening to Nirvana and I heard it click off as he started to get more nervous so he could really listen.
"Like I said man it's urgent and you're right it was about all about the closet I don't know what we're gonna do. The party is tonight and everyone's gonna say something about it because the whole school probably knows by now. We have to have an excuse. Quick. Cupcakes won't work and everyone knows we already did the dirty." I said. I guess we were just supposed to tell everyone like it was no big deal.