Hello to the one person who actually reads this. Thank you, this is just a little story of Arty trying a s'more for the first time. (It does not go well hehehehehehe)
Artemis, Butler, and Holly were sitting around a campfire, discussing a new project. "One moment," Holly paused the conversation, rummaging through her bag. She pulls out graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate. "What is that?" Artemis asked, peering closer. Holly was shocked. Aghast. Flabbergasted. "You don't know what a marshmallow is Mud Boy? Oh that is changing today." Holly expertly set everything up, and started roasting a marshmallow. Artemis sat there uncomfortably, while Butler was trying not to laugh. Once it was prepared, Holly handed the s'more to Artemis. "You hold it like a hamburger," Holly laughed as he struggled to grip it. Artemis slowly took a small bite, and his eyes widened. "This," he swallowed. "Is very good. And gooey. Ahh! It's melting." Holly laughed again. "You have to eat it fast or it will become a mess and get everywhere." As Butler and Holly laughed while Artemis struggled to finish his s'more, it got all over his face. "Well that was mortifying." He said after finally finishing. "And so messy! Although I'd say it was worth it-" All of a sudden, he shrieked prompting Holly to cover her ears. "BUTLER! IT GOT ON MY SUIT! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFFFF!!!!!!!"
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Fiksi PenggemarHi I'm just your average Arty lover and this will mostly be short stories, headcannons, one-shots, idk. This is my first story so please let me know how I'm doing, comment what you think about it please.
