south park oneshots 😋😋‼️‼️‼️

like intro or sum gay shiz 😐

yoo hi hello intro whatever woo

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i'm brimmy
she/her

and i'm new to wattpad ‼️
this is my first story so if the writing is shitty it's your fault not mine (gaslighting supreme) 🔥🔥🔥

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🥺🔥 different emojis will represent different things:

❤️‍🩹 = Fluff
💔 = Angst
❤️‍🔥 = Fluff & Angst
❣️ = Possible TW (will mention)

so here's an example of a story:

Title: ~my goldfish did a backflip~
Ship: 🧡 goldfish x fishtank 🤍
Tags: ❤️‍🔥, ❣️ (tw:: fish shit)

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things i will do: ✔️
- ships (duh)
- crackships
- sensible AUs (e.g future au, fantasy au)
- one sided ships
- platonic ships
- cartman ships (as long as not toxic)
- mentions of triggering things
- swearing
- slurs (yes susan, reclaimable ones)

things i will not do: ❌
- reader x character (dni)
- smut (dni)
- lemon (dni)
- toxic ships
- weird AUS (e.g yandere au)
- adult x adult (no emily i will not do mr garrison x your mom)

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ships i will NOT do. ❌
nothing against shippers, just cannot stand these ships. not saying they're toxic just can't write them personally 😞💔

(🤍 = ok to do platonically)
(🖤 = ok to do one-sided)

- style (stan x kyle) 🤍
- bunny (butters x kenny)
- kenjorine (butters x marjorine)
- kyman (kyle x cartman) 🖤🤍
- heidman (heidi x cartman)
- cartters (cartman x butters) 🤍
(ok nvm if you ship cartters i do have smth against you 🥰🥰🥰)

ships i like particularly: ✔️

- stendy (stan x wendy)
- tyde (tolkien x clyde)
- clybe (clyde x bebe)
- kenly (kenny x kelly)
- kizzy (kenny x lizzy)
- cartmark (cartman x mark)
- brimman (cartman x brimmy)
don't ask 🥺🥺‼️‼️‼️‼️
- rebe (red x bebe)
- idk

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i cannot take myself seriously 😋
literallt all i have to say
taking requests
ok bye