Welcome, Giant restaurant patrons and connoisseurs, to Bucky's! We are pleased to finally announce the arrival of our long-awaited menu option, live humans! Guaranteed to please the palate and satisfy the stomach, humans come in a variety of flavors and options for your delectation!
There are two general categories for human entrees at Bucky's restaurant: temporary ingestion or fatal. The latter category is a very expensive option for only the wealthiest of customers, who may do as they please with their menu selection. All patrons of Bucky's who choose the former, non-fatal option must recognize that all humans are the property of Bucky's establishment and must abide by these rules. They are as follows:
1. You may play with your food as much as you please, but cannot physically harm the human in any way.
2. No chewing of the human, biting, severance of limbs, or decapitation may occur.
3. It is not permitted for you to leave the restaurant with your human entrée, whether outside or inside you.
4. Humans must vacate the body after two hours, or within three hours of being served to your table, or else you will be charged full price for fatal ingestion.
5. Any violation of these rules will result in a lifetime ban from the establishment.
DISCLAIMERS: Availability of human entrees is limited, so pricing is variable and will be more expensive during peak hours or weekends. Stock is not guaranteed. Reservations can be made in advance if necessary, for a specific human or a private dining room, for an additional fee. Extra human entrees may be ordered for an additional fee. Human flavoring is variable, ranging from savory to sweet, and cannot be guaranteed. No refunds for taste if human has already been ingested. Bucky's is not responsible for any damages to clothing or personal belongings, or for injuries to any part of the body, including but not limited to the lips, teeth, gums, tongue, mouth, throat, or gastrointestinal tract. Bucky's does not guarantee compliance of human stock. "Willing" or "unwilling" participants may be special ordered for an extra fee. Bucky's does guarantee that humans will be unarmed. If human is lost when served to the customer, full price for fatal ingestion will be charged. Bucky's reserves the right to refuse service.
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