Formula 1 Oneshots

Charles/Arthur leclerc- prank wars

A/n:
Prepare yourself for lots of humour!

Charles pov:

I walk into the driver debrief and immediate laughter breaks out. I roll my eyes and sit down on a chair with a huff.
"Does anyone have a little brother? If so do you want to trade?" I asked grumpily, but the corners of my mouth turned up against my will.

My little brother, Arthur, had been at it again, yay me! Arthur loves pranks, he will still be laughing about them years after they happened. I love my brother to pieces, however! Today he crossed a line! He had stuck crushed up hair chalk in my blow dryer, and the worst part, it was Pink!!! I didn't have time to shower and trying to brush it out just made it stick more.

"Just prank him back." Max said, he made eye contact with me before bursting out laughing again. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath,
Arthur was one hundred percent going to get it!

After some scheming with some of the other drivers I came up with a solid plan. I immediately put my plan into action, I got Lando to write the note so Arthur wouldn't recognize my writing and then I bought some red food colouring.

Once I was sure Arthur was distracted for a while. I stole his keys and I snuck out to the parking lot and slipped the note under Arthur's window wipers. I popped the hood and opened the window washer fluid, I grinned as I squeezed the entire bottle of red food colouring into it. I lowered the hood and quickly left the crime scene, I returned Arthur's keys, I breathed a sigh of relief he hadn't noticed.

That night I was the first back to the hotel room, Arthur and I shared a room whenever he came to a race. I tried to distract myself as I waited for Arthur to get back.

Suddenly my phone rang, I snatched it up and laughed as I saw Arthur's name. I took a breath and got my acting ready.

"Hey, where are you?" I asked as I answered,
"CHARLES THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CAR!!!!!!!!" Arthur yelled into the phone his voice full of panic, I bit my lip to hold the laughter in,
"What's wrong with it?" I asked,
"THERE WAS A NOTE SAYING, 'SORRY FOR THE DAMAGE'!!!!!!" Arthur continued to yell,
I silently laughed before composing myself,
"Well what's the damage?" I asked trying to sound as innocent as possible.
"I DONT KNOW!!!! I DONT SEE ANY!!!!!" Arthur was full out panicking, and I was loving every moment.
"Then just drive it here, we can look at it tomorrow. Your probably just being blind." I heard Arthur sigh before I heard a car door and his engine start.

I was glad he didn't hang up, it meant I could continue my plan sooner then I thought.
"The streets here are so dirty, like do they ever clean them? I had to clean my window like 3 times on the way to the hotel." I said hoping he would take the bait.
"Yeah, mines not to bad." Arthur said,
"We'll clean it just in case I don't want you crashing or hitting anything cause you can't see properly." I said in my best older brother voice.
"Yeah, I guess." Arthur said, I bit my lip as I waited.

I wasn't disappointed, Arthur suddenly screamed bloody murder.
"SOMEBODIES DEAD BODY IS UNDER MY HOOD!!!!!! IS THAT THE DAMAGES?!?!?? CHARLES WHAT DO I DO!?!?!? OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!!!!" I quickly muted myself and burst out laughing.
"It's like all the movies!!! Charles help!!! What do I do?? Oh my gosh it's like the movies, what if it's me next???" Arthur sounded like he was going to cry. I finally got my laughter under control and unmuted myself.
"Well I guess you would deserve it after you made your brothers hair pink." I said before bursting out laughing again. There's was complete silence from Arthur, I laughed even harder when he hung up on me.

A couple minutes later he walked into the room, I bit my lip to hold my laughter.
"YOU JERK!!" Arthur yelled, he grabbed a pillow and started smacking me with it. I held my arms over my head as I laughed.