I WAKE UP
"Where...am I?" I thought to myself.
"Oh right, I'm dying of starvation in a place called yokohama," I spoke aloud, frowning.
My stomach growls, "what am I gonna do.."
I start to tear up and begging to god to send me a savior.No response.
(cricket noises.)"Well...looks like I have to solve this problem myself," I say standing up, tears dropping to the floor.
5 hours later
"No way I'm going to survive this place at this rate."
A big (SPOTS AVAILABLE) sign catches my attention.
"A gay strip club?-"
I look down as I feel something at my feet.
"Ok, this is weird."
"Uhm ow! I know I'm trying to kill myself but please make it less painful!!!" The strange man yelled at me.
"And you're tears are getting me all wet please back up!""S-Sorry sir!!" I say between hics.
"You should probably get up from the middle of the street though, your causing a traffic jam..""Not until one of those cars hit me and end my miserable life!" He barked back dramatically.
I noticed all the cars honking and screaming rude words and calling us names.
"B-but you said you didn't want your suicide to h-hurt right? N-Not that I'm trying to tell you life is worth living o-or anything or trying to get you to change your mind!!!! I'm a complete stranger y-you know I don't even know you or what you've been throu-" I get cut off.
He yawns, "is there a point to this kid."
I furrow my brows and make a face, "my point is! The weight of a car will hurt much worse t-than my foot accidentally kicking your head!"
He stares at me blankly from the floor, like he didn't know the weight of a car would hurt a human being...?
"Ahhh...well I suppose you're right," he sighs whilst holding out his hand.
I give him a confused look."Help me up, kid." He says in an annoyed tone.
I help him up and he holds my hand all the way to the side walk.
"What's your name?" He asks, still holding my hand."U-uhm...Atsushi Nakajima, w-what about you, sir?" I asked embarrassed, palms sweaty.
"My names Dazai, Dazai Osamu. Welcome to Yokohama Atsushi. Also, your palms are very sweaty." He says letting go.
"Thank you," I smile.
I took the welcoming as a sign to walk off in a different direction.
As soon as I try looking for a new route to walk around till I die, an arm swings over my shoulder."Are you hungry?" He asks me smiling kindly.
"Aweeuhh, why did you have to bring up food.." I whine as my stomach grumbles loudly.
His stomach grumbles too, "Looks like I'm hungry too."
We pause.
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Put It Down On Me (Shin Soukoku)
Fanfictionnone of this is serious please don't doxx me or call me wack 😕 So basically this is a typical stripper au u would normally see on this god forbidden app, js have a good laugh plz.☺️🤞