A Cat's Karma || Karma X Reader || Assassination Classroom Fanfic

🐾 Assassination Attempts 🐾

Why is college already kicking my ass... anyways heres another chapter

It's been a couple days and now that fixed artillery is a fully committed member of the class. Even though I would rather not have another government-issued assassin trying to kill Koro Sensei I can't really complain about her. Ritsu has become a part of the class now that Koro sensei fixed her killer instinct settings. The only thing I would complain about is how she is fixed to be right in front of my favorite window that I stare out of and use to ditch class. Other than that, she is pretty okay in my book.

Classes had just ended for the day and I was stuck waiting in the teacher's lounge for Karasuma to finish up his work when Irina came in all tired and complaining.

"Man, class is such a pain." She sighed while sitting down. Koro Sensei wasn't anywhere to be seen, so I assume he was in a different country getting his dinner for the night.

"The students seem to enjoy your lessons, though." Karasuma added.

"Not all of them" Irina gave me a side eye but i couldn't help it. I already know English and all these highschool classes are quite boring. The only fun one for me is PE.

"You can't hate me for not paying attention when I already know what you're teaching" I sighed at her.

"No that's not it.... Am I supposed to be proud of being a teacher?! I'm an assassin?!"

"I could make the same argument, Irina. We're all stuck here trying to kill Koro-Sensei, so just try and get used to it. All your complaints will get you nowhere."

"It also doesn't help that this creature is here STARING AT MY BOOBS!! IT MIGHT HAPPEN SOONER THAN HE THINKS!" she yelled when we all noticed the octopus return.

"Ha ha! I do admire your real life lessons drawn from experience. Truly exemplary" He complimented with a fully pink face.

"Oh shut up!" she yelled before launching at him with an anti-octopus knife.

"Hey, what did you get for dinner?" I asked, looking into his shopping bags that he left on his desk.

"If you really must know, Ms. (y/n). They are just snacks from the local market down the road." he happily explained while dodging all of Irina's attacks.

"Damn, what a shame...." I sighed.

"Shit! I won't stand for this!" Irina exited the room quickly without looking back.

"Someone's angry...." I added.

"And whose fault do you think that is?" Karasuma questioned.

"Well it isn't Mr. Tentacles if that's what you're getting at."

"Mr.Tentacles?!" The octopus was taken aback.

"Koro-Sensei gets boring. I needed something else to call you and you don't seem like you want another person around calling you octopus to your face." I added before leaving the room to see what Irina was doing. She obviously didn't leave the building because no one heard the front door slide close. She was just hanging around in the hallway. However, I didn't expect to see Irina hanging in the air by a wire trap and a random guy just standing menacingly looking at her.

"What a surprise, Irina. Seeing you play teacher with those children... It was like the setup for a comedy sketch. " The guy spoke

"Sensei?" She gasped out.

"Um.. excuse me?!" I quickly got in between the two and cut Irina down. "I don't appreciate you using such things to ensnare my Sensei like that" I spoke respectfully but with malice.