A Cat's Karma || Karma X Reader || Assassination Classroom Fanfic

🐾 Common Time 🐾

It was a new day on my mission to kill this planet destroying octopus. Strangely enough Irina and Karasuma were in the school building while the octopus had yet to arrive. While Karasuma know of my cat to human presence, that irritating blonde doesn't know of my true form yet.

Anytime she would catch wind of my presence, it turned into a life or death situation in where I didn't want to get smushed in between her large melons. It was very unpleasant and it always messes up my fur.

"0013 how's your mission going?" the usually secluded man came up to my corner and stared down at me.  I had no idea why he was talking so casually to me in front of the blonde, but I guess he didn't care.

"I think you've actually gone insane...Talking to a cat" Irina laughed at the man before he gave me an awaiting stare. "It can't respond to you" she continued to laugh.

"Agent 0013..." I sighed before morphing back to my human form. Dressed in the school uniform skirt and a pristine white button up with red converses I slouched on the floor.

"My mission would be going well..."I pouted thinking about a certain red head who I have to deal with.

"The cat talks?!" Irina's eyes were wide open and she stood frozen as she watched me get up and dust myself off.

"I'm not just a cat, Irina..." I stared coldly at her before turning my attention back to my superior. "Not only could I do with some more funding in the weapons and financial department, I haven't been able to reach my boss ever since the first day you saw me, and I have a pest that wont leave me alone!" I complained outright, I felt no need to be professional in his presence especially since he is more lenient than Oka-san. He surprisingly actually took in all my complaints before going to his computer to do some work.

"I can help with the weapons and your financial situation, but that all I can do right now. I can set up a groomers appoint to help with the unwanted pests" He said which really surprised me. My face quickly became flushed as he outwardly mentioned my grooming like it was  no problem, but also for the fact he thought I had fleas or something.

"No! not like that Karasuma..." I had to explain myself. "The students... they're the pests...I don't need the groomers!" I held my head in my hands in shame. I mean I shouldn't be this embarrassed, he has dealt with us cat agents before but this was still an awkward conversation. Unfortunately during this whole embarrassing debacle, the octopus decided to show up as it grew closer to class time.

"Fyuh hu hu, you didn't tell me we were welcoming a new student, Karasuma" He laughed while entering the teacher's lounge. He slithered his way up to me before his head became stripped with green. "I can tell this isn't your first time here, was the attempt yesterday, your doing?" he asked with a cocky smile. "I remember there was a scent that belonged to none of my students that day."

"Yesterday?" I faked my innocence. "I just landed in Japan yesterday, I would've had no time sir" I smiled in his direction. "I'm still getting accustomed to everything" I said before hesitantly holding my hand out.

"Well, even if it wasn't you. Welcome to our assassination classroom, (Y/N)." he smiled as he head turned back to its usual yellow.

"You know my name?" I was genuinely surprised.

"Of course, I know all my students' names and what they preferred to be called hence why I didn't mention your last name."

"Well, It's nice to me you Koro-Sensei" I smiled much to his shock.

"OH! I wasn't expecting this. Class won't be dull when you're around Ms.(y/n)." he said before taking his leave.

"I don't plan on it ever being dull" I deviously smiled while sharing a glance with Karasuma. He looked annoyed more than anything, but he was going to let me do whatever I needed to do in order to see this mission through. Either that, or Oka-san would be at both our throats even though he doesn't scare Karasuma.

"You should probably meet the class, now" Karasuma dismissed me from the teachers longed much to my disappointment. I didn't really want to open myself up and meet the kids, at least not now. That would be boring, another student joins the class in order to steal our kill. I bet that's what everyone would think. I sigh before taking my leave out the window, I didn't want to get spotted by anyone so I turned back into my feline form. A new shipment of supplies should be delivered to me soon, so I'll just hang out around the class for now. Enjoy my time while life is still easy.

Honestly I knew I wouldn't be able to enjoy shit... the moment I hopped out that window I was grabbed my an annoyingly early redhead.

"Oh what do we have here" he teased while holding me out in front of him. I felt no need to talk to this man especially this early in the morning so I just hissed at him. "No need to be feisty, (y/n)" he smiled before placing me back down and scratching my head. "Just trying to give my partner in crime a treat for such a nice attempt earlier in the week" he innocently smirked while holding out a mango milk in his hand. "Didn't know what flavor to get so I guessed" he shook the container in front of me before I reluctantly accepted it.

"You're annoying, you know that?" I sighed while staying in my feline form. I nudged it closer to him, in order for him to open it but we quickly got interrupted by more students coming to school extremely early.

"Hey Karma! What are you doing here so early?" Nagisa approached to two of us. "Aren't you like always late?"

"Well Nagisa, when you have responsibilities you can't really be late to everything can you" he said while casually straightening his stance. He sidestepped to the right in order to show me off to the bluenette.

"You're giving a cat mango milk? Is that even healthy" he sweatdropped before stepping closer to me. I felt a deep urge to scratch at him, but ultimately decided against it.

"Trust me, she likes it" he said before finally opening to damn milk carton. Honestly if he was giving me a gift, why take so long to open it even if we were interrupted.

"Okay, I'll trust you" he said while giving me a light pet on my back. "What's her name, if you guys are that close. You did name the cat that you used to assault Koro-sensei with didn't you" he looked back at the calm red head. However I in fact was not calm. Not only could Karma ruin everything for me in this one moment, I would lose my pride because I definitely enjoyed the mango milk he gave me.

"I'm still working on a name, I call her Kitty though" He said which immediately calmed my nerves.

"Well, maybe bring her into class. We can work on a name together." The bluenette offered.

"Can't she doesn't like large crowds" he lied while picking up the now empty mango milk container.

"But she was around all of us earlier?"

"Curiosity, didn't you know it kills cats." He deviously smiled.

"It's your cat, I'm not going to force you to do anything!" Nagisa defensively put his hands up before talking his leave into the school building.

"Thanks for not outing me" I swatted at the hems of his pants.

"Yeah, yeah. Just don't forget, I don't work for free" he smiled. He had a whole plan cooking up inside that noggin of his and I had no clue what my part would be in it. It was actually nerve racking trying to read this mischievous delinquent before me.