The debate of the year

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A/n: I've watched Barbie but I haven't watched Oppenheimer and idek the lore so.... also this is very bias

Mintyflesh: IM JUST KEN

VancesSidePiece: WHERE I SEE LOVE SHE SEES A FRIEND

GwenStacy: WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN

Mintyflesh: AND FIGHT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE

Pinballf*cker: shut up.

GwenStacy: die.

Pinballf*cker: Oppenheimer was better

VancesSidePiece: WHAT

Mintyflesh: @GwenStacy DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID?!

GwenStacy: LOUD AND CLEAR WTF?!

Pinballf*cker: what?

GwenStacy: WDYM "WHAT"?!

Pinballf*cker: is it bad to like a war documentary more then a movie about a doll?

GwenStacy: YES

GwenStacy: ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

GwenStacy: BLASPHEMY

GwenStacy: UNACCEPTABLE

GwenStacy: I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Pinballf*cker: calm down

GwenStacy: NO

VancesSidePiece: I'm disappointed in you Vance.

Pinballf*cker: really?

VancesSidePiece: yes really.

VancesSidePiece: you lied to me.

Pinballf*cker: how?

VancesSidePiece: you told me you watched it when you clearly haven't

Pinballf*cker: I did though

VancesSidePiece: STOP WITH THIS LYING

Pinballf*cker: IM NOT THOUGH

VancesSidePiece: YES YOU ARE

Pinballf*cker: NO IM NOT

VancesSidePiece: STOP THIS MADNESS

Pinballf*cker: WDYM MADNESS

Paperboy: why is the couple fighting?

Bobin: because Vance thinks Oppenheimer is better then Barbie

Paperboy: it is though?

Pinballf*cker: EXACTLY

VancesSidePiece: NO ITS NOT

Mintyflesh: who do you think Robin?

Bobin: I'm not falling for that.

Mintyflesh: wdym?

Bobin: Ik that's a trap Finney

Mintyflesh: trap?

Bobin: I like both

Mintyflesh: that's not possible

Mintyflesh: pick

Bobin: how is it not possible

Mintyflesh: cause it isn't

Mintyflesh: pick

Bobin: I invoke the 5th

Mintyflesh: bitch wtf?

Mintyflesh: Robin.

Mintyflesh: ROBIN

Mintyflesh: ROBIN ARELLANO

Bobin: no.

Mintyflesh: this isn't over.

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Paperboy: Oppenheimer was better tbh

VancesSidePiece: do you wanna get slapped?

Paperboy: your boyfriend literally just said the same thing

VancesSidePiece: Ik and I already got through with him so now you're on my radar

Paperboy: what I can't speak my truth anymore?

GwenStacy: not when it's false

GwenStacy: and that was incredibly false

Paperboy: I just like nukes more then dolls

GwenStacy: sureeee.....

Paperboy: what do you mean sure?

GwenStacy: Barbie has a lot of feminism in it so basically you just said you would rather watch a movie about a nazi blowing up stuff over feminism

Paperboy: WHAT

Paperboy: NO I DID NOT

GwenStacy: you said it not me

Paperboy: NO I DID NOT

VancesSidePiece: lmao

Paperboy: NO NOT LMAO

VancesSidePiece: yes lmao

Mintyflesh: I am kenough

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