Tbp chatfic( this cover is temporary)

Blowing my guts like the 4th of july ( Also Griffin will not stop )

A/n: this might not be out by the 4th but if it is happy firework day ( I fucking hate this country I wanna leave so fucking bad I fucking can't anymore- )

Billy: it's America day 😀

Vance: no shit.

Bruce: why are the fireworks always so loud it's honestly annoying

Robin: and they start in like June and don't end till the 12th

Finney: I think they're nice

Robin: yeah like they're nice and pretty also

Griffin: dick rider.

Robin: WHO TAUGHT HIM THIS WORD OMFG

Gwen: who do you think?

Bruce: that was the fastest I've seen him type-

Billy: I taught him a little more things

Griffin: 🌯🦅😀🥺🫡😈😨👇🙁🤫😩💨😦🎈🤠🧍🏾‍♀️🫠🔄🆒🤨😍❌😐❤️‍🩹😆😊👁️☠️✅❤️

Griffin: microwave

Vance: well not enough

Billy: I only taught him like emojis and stuff

Griffin: Yo soy un hijo de puta 

Robin: Does he know what he's saying?

Vance: he barely knows the English language yet so I don't think so

Griffin is typing...

Finney: who's going to see the fireworks

Bruce: we just had a conversation about annoying fireworks are?

Finney: Ik but they are beautiful though...

Vance: you're probably one of those people that want to kiss under the fireworks or some shit Finny

Finney: yes, yes I am.

Vance: why do I hang out with the damn tumblr lover
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Robin: damn, Griffin must really have it out for Vance cause he's taking his sweet time with this one...

Vance: I just said that he doesn't know a language and that tips him off the edge?

Bruce: probably cause this is the second time you've said something like that

Griffin: Vance I might not know the English language as well as you but at least my parents love me and I won't be a high school dropout like you will and you will die alone and I will be throwing money on your grave like a damn stripper because you died homeless with 1000 fucking kids cause the only way you'd make money is a sperm bank and at your funeral I'll be laughing at yor broke ass in the damn casket

Vance: this mf must have a death wish.

Griffin: bros heart rn: 🫀💥

Bruce: Gwen wtf did you teach this kid?

Gwen: I may be a menace, but I didn't teach him any of this shit

Bruce: Billy?

Billy: why would I teach him this? He learned it by himself somehow.

Robin: I think he's turning into an IPad kid...

Bruce: someone take his IPad away from him before it's to late.

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Finney: is no one seriously going to the fireworks?

Robin: I'll go with you Finn

Vance: that's kinda gay...

Bruce: Vance you're literally gay?

Vance: that's not the point right now

Robin: what's the point?

Vance: The point is that you two are gay as shit and don't even know it

Finney: we aren't gay as shit?

Gwen: Finney I'm literally your sister and I will tell you that you two are gay geeks

Robin: damn, fr?

Gwen: YES

Finney: but you're still going with me right Robin?

Robin: never said no :)

Vance: get a room.

Robin: suck Bruce's dick for all I care.

Gwen: damn-

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Finney: I forgot about usernames-

Vance: what?

Finney has changed Vance's user to Pinballf*cker
Finney has changed Bruce's user to VancesSidePiece
Finney has changed Robin's user to Bobin
Finney has changed Gwen's user to GwenStacy
Finney has changed Billy's user to Paperboy
Finney has changed Griffin's user to Griffinistyping...
Finney has changed his user to Mintyflesh

Pinballf*cker: Absolutely not.

Pinballf*cker has left the group chat
VancesSidePiece has added Pinballf*cker to the group chat

VancesSidePiece: don't do this again Vance-

Bobin: Bobin???

Mintyflesh: couldn't think of anything

GwenStacy: why did you name yourself "Mintyflesh"?

Mintyflesh: Finns arm is mint

GwenStacy: that's morbid.

Pinballf*cker: I hate this gc so much let me leave

Pinballf*cker has left the group chat
VancesSidePiece has added Pinballf*cker to the group chat

Pinballf*cker: WHY THOUGH LIKE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE HERE I HONESTLY DONT WANT TO

VancesSidePiece: cause I'm here.

Pinballf*cker: alright.

Griffinistyping...: dick rider.

Pinballf*cker: CAN YOU STOP IT WITH THAT IM GONNA CHOKE YOU

Paperboy: happy America day 😀

A/n: I realized I spelt Finneys name wrong so I'm gonna change that in a little while sorry for that.