Vance is stupid, and we already knew that, but lets pretend we dont.

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A/n: idk if anyone reads this story or anything but they are fun to make so.

Vance's: Pinballf*cker
Bruce's: VancesSidePiece
Robin's: Bobin
Gwen's: GwenStacy
Billy's: Paperboy
Griffin's: Griffinistyping...
Finney's: Mintyflesh

Pinballf*cker: bro how drunk your parents have to be to name you Finney?

Mintyflesh: what?

Pinballf*cker: like why is your first name a nickname?

Mintyflesh: idk.

GwenStacy: why are you talking abt that?

Pinballf*cker: because it's a stupid name

Mintyflesh: Your name is Vance.

Pinballf*cker: and?

Mintyflesh: you are about 2 letters away from being a shoe company and or abt to steal a kid.

Mintyflesh: and don't get me started on how your last name is also the mf from stranger things.

Mintyflesh: like are y'all related or smth?

Pinballf*cker: at least my name doesn't sounds like it's flipped around.

Mintyflesh: flipped around?

Pinballf*cker: your last name is closer to a first name then your first name is.

Mintyflesh: that's not flipped around?

Pinballf*cker: yk what I fucking mean.

Griffinistyping...: he gets to diss you and I don't? 😔

Pinballf*cker: yes.

Mintyflesh: how'd you type that fast?

Griffinistyping... left the group chat

Mintyflesh: did I touch a nerve or smth?

Bobin: Probably not

Bobin: if you did he would be typing right now

Mintyflesh: real

Mintyflesh has added Griffinistyping... to the group chat

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Pinballf*cker: I GOT A 20 ON MY ESSAY THAT I ACTUALLY TIRED ON WHAT

Mintyflesh: I think Ik why

Pinballf*cker: what?

Mintyflesh: you just spelt tried as tired.

Pinballf*cker: Finney that's the same word

VancesSidePiece: no it isn't?

Pinballf*cker: it literally is?

VancesSidePiece: you got your glasses on?

Mintyflesh: he has glasses?

Pinballf*cker: Bruce wtf.

VancesSidePiece: well do you?

Pinballf*cker: I DONT HAVE GLASSES BRUCE

VancesSidePiece: STOP TRYNA KEEP AN IMAGE THIS IS A FUCKING GROUP CHAT

Bobin: WAIT HE ACTUALLY HAS GLASSES?

VancesSidePiece: YES HE DOES AND HE NEEDS TO PUT THEM ON SO HE DOESNT FLUNK THE DAMN GRADE

Griffinistyping...: Vance rn: 🤓☝️

GwenStacy: LMAOOOOO

Pinballf*cker: ANYWAYS

Pinballf*cker: yeah I just realized what I typed

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