The baby?

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Question for Jelsa when's the baby coming? ~ pixieanddaisy

All(except Elsa) : reads dare* Yeah when is the baby coming?

Elsa: *in her room sleeping*

Jack: That's funny you ask, the baby's only got like a week before the due date so we're expecting any time n-

Elsa: JACK! HOLY SHIZNUGGETS! GET UP HERE!

Jack: COMING ELSA! *runs upstairs*

*upstairs*

Jack: *bursts through the door* Elsa! What's wrong!

Elsa: AGHHHHHHH! THIS BABY IS COMING!

Jack: O_O Its coming?

Elsa: YES!

Jack: W-when?

Elsa: RIGHT NOW!!! AGHHHH!

Jack: Okay, okay, stay calm Jack, stay cal-

Elsa: DONT STAY CALM YOU IDIOT! THIS IS AND EMERGENCY! GET ME TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!

Jack: Okay. *carries Elsa bridal style and flies downstairs* Guys, the baby's-

Hiccup: HUNGRY?! OBESE?! SPIT IT OUT MAN!

Elsa: HICCUP! SHUT UP! *screams in pain*

Jack: THE BABY IS COMING!

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jelsa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jack: I'm taking her to the hospital! *flies to the hospital*

D: Let's follow them!

Hiccup: *calls Toothless and everyone gets on* HIYAAA, TOOTHLESS! *hits Toothless like a cowboy on a horse*

Toothless: -_-

Hiccup: JUST GO!

Toothless: *flies to the hospital*

*with Jelsa*

Jack: *bursts through hospital doors* HELP! MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING HER BABY!

Nurse 1: Okay, what's her name?

Jack: ELSA! ELSA ARENDELLE!

Nurse 1: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to please stay calm. How old is she?

Jack: 18!

Nurse 1: *sigh* *shakes her head* Kids these days, having babies all the time.

Jack: HURRY UP!

Nurse 1: Alright, alright. *goes to get doctor*

Elsa: OW!

Jack: Elsa! Are you okay?!

Elsa: NO! I JUST HAD MY FIRST FRICKIN CONTACTION!

Jack: I swear I'm gonna kill that nurse. DOCTOR!

Doctor: *runs out with nurse* She's giving birth?

Jack: YES!

Doctor: Okay! Bring me a stretcher!

Nurses: *rush out with one and put Elsa on it*

Jack: *holding Elsa's hand* Its gonna be okay, Elsa! It's gonna be okay.

Elsa: Okay.

Nurse 1: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to wait in the waiting room.

Jack: NO! I'M GOING WITH ELSA!

Nurse 1: Sir, it's not an opt-

Elsa: OH HELL NO! LET HIM THROUGH! HE'S THE ONE THAT GOT ME PREGNANT!

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