Sirius: hey Prongs, wanna hear a joke?
James: alright, sure
Sirius: okay, so what do you call a deer with no eyes?
James: Padfoot, I'm not in the mood for thi-
Sirius: COME ONN
James: *sighs* what do you call it?
Sirius: NO IDEAR
James:....
Remus: can you two keep it down- WAIT JAMES DON'T BEAT SIRIUS WITH THAT BROOMSTICK!