Remus: Sirius... what are you doing?
Sirius: do you trust me?
Remus: you're my boyfriend and the love of my life. we've known each other for years and we've been through thick and thin. you know all of my deepest darkest secrets and I know yours. you are the greatest thing to ever happen to me and I am deeply, madly in love with you
Sirius: sooo.. do you trust me?
Remus: not even a little bit, no.