James, 5th Year: Hey Padfoot, Moony, do you guys know whe- OH MERLIN MY EYES! MY POOR EYES! OH MY GOD PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND THEN OBLIVIATE ME PLEASE! OH MERLIN!
James, 7th Year: Hey Padfoot, Moony, do you guys know- for the love of Merlin stop fucking on my bunk! do you know where my transfiguration notes are?