Nine

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Yall asked so you shall receive
PART 9 WOOO
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In the "Random hot people" group chat

[12:40 pm]

Tsumu: someone call 911

Tai: why??

Tsumu: I might have eaten shampoo

Kusa: YOU FUCKING WHAT!?

Shou: WHY THE F U C K WOULD YOU EAT SHAMPOO??

Tsumu: don't you ever get curious?

Suga: NO

Tsumu: oh
Well ignore that then just send help
Cause my tongue is numb

Kawa: please 😭
If you die istg

Tsumu: THEN CALL 911!!

KouTo: WHY CANT YOU DO IT!?

Tsumu: IDK MAYBE BECAUSE I CANT FEEL SHIT AND DONT KNOW RIGHT FROM LEFT

Futa: we don't know your fucking address

Tsumu: WAIT NVM
MY BROTHER IS CONTACTING THE AUTHORITIES NOW

Yama: hold up?
Brother?

Tsumu: oh yeah
I have a twin brother

Teru: WHY ARE WE JUST N O W FINDING OUT??

Tsumu: YALL NEVER ASKED

SemiSemi: are the authorities there yet

Tsumu: they just arrived
Bouta go to the hospital
Ayyyyeee 🤪✌🏻

Tsumu is offline

SunaRin: fucking idiot

Kawa: he kinda put the idea of eating shampoo in my head though

Tetsu: NO
STOP

Kawa: I wasn't gonna actually do it
I'm just curious what it taste like now?
Like does it taste like it's sent?

Kusa: you can ask him when he gets back

Kawa: OMG YOUR RIGHT

Shou: if he gets back

Tai: you make it sound like he's gonna die

Shou: we don't know for sure
Have y o u ever eaten shampoo before?
Yeah
I didn't think so 😤
Bitch

Tai: well damn

Mattsun: PLEASE 😭

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Mattsun: PLEASE 😭

KouTo: not the memes

Kawa: oh Bokuto
How was it?

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