Yall asked so you shall receive
PART 9 WOOO
_______________________________In the "Random hot people" group chat
[12:40 pm]
Tsumu: someone call 911
Tai: why??
Tsumu: I might have eaten shampoo
Kusa: YOU FUCKING WHAT!?
Shou: WHY THE F U C K WOULD YOU EAT SHAMPOO??
Tsumu: don't you ever get curious?
Suga: NO
Tsumu: oh
Well ignore that then just send help
Cause my tongue is numbKawa: please 😭
If you die istgTsumu: THEN CALL 911!!
KouTo: WHY CANT YOU DO IT!?
Tsumu: IDK MAYBE BECAUSE I CANT FEEL SHIT AND DONT KNOW RIGHT FROM LEFT
Futa: we don't know your fucking address
Tsumu: WAIT NVM
MY BROTHER IS CONTACTING THE AUTHORITIES NOWYama: hold up?
Brother?Tsumu: oh yeah
I have a twin brotherTeru: WHY ARE WE JUST N O W FINDING OUT??
Tsumu: YALL NEVER ASKED
SemiSemi: are the authorities there yet
Tsumu: they just arrived
Bouta go to the hospital
Ayyyyeee 🤪✌🏻Tsumu is offline
SunaRin: fucking idiot
Kawa: he kinda put the idea of eating shampoo in my head though
Tetsu: NO
STOPKawa: I wasn't gonna actually do it
I'm just curious what it taste like now?
Like does it taste like it's sent?Kusa: you can ask him when he gets back
Kawa: OMG YOUR RIGHT
Shou: if he gets back
Tai: you make it sound like he's gonna die
Shou: we don't know for sure
Have y o u ever eaten shampoo before?
Yeah
I didn't think so 😤
BitchTai: well damn
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KouTo: not the memes
Kawa: oh Bokuto
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FanfictionOikawa created a group chat Oikawa named the group chat "Random Hot People" 12 people are online. Or Oikawa Toru finds 12 people on Instagram who he thinks are hot and makes a groupchat with everyone. Things escalate from there.