In the "Bitches and Hoes 👌🏻👈🏻" group chat
[12:00 am]
Kawa: guys
Why does my best friend have to be so hot 😭
Suga: man go tf to bed
Awake and for what
Keiji: honestly
Like let us get our beauty sleep
Not all of us are naturally pretty
Futa: stfu Akaashi
You 100% are naturally pretty
Keiji: alright now-
Suga: nah Futas right
Kawa: yeah
Ain't no way you wake up and aren't a goddess
Keiji: I mean
I'll take the compliment
Futa: ain't even gonna deny it
Keiji: oh
I forgot
Suga: mhm
Shut yo mouth
Futa: anyways
We all know your best friends hot Oikawa
Keiji: man I still got his picture in my photo album for hot men
Kawa: you what!?
Suga: ohhh
Who's all in it?
Keiji: well you all are a guarantee
Suga: oh yay
Kawa: wait hold up
Back up 🤺
He's mine
Keiji: and yet I still don't see no ring on either of yo fingers
Kawa: we haven't even started dating yet
Calm down
Futa: yet? 😏
Suga: ohhhh Oikawa gonna ask him out soon
Kawa: yeah as if
We're just friends
Keiji: then let me have him
Kawa: I decline
Your not his type
Keiji: baby I'm everyone's type
Kawa: oh!
Call me baby again
Keiji: no ❤️
Kawa: bitch
Keiji: whore
Kawa: slut
Keiji: cunt
Kawa: aww thanks bae
Keiji: of course bae!
Suga: wtf was that
Futa: just smile and wave Suga
Smile and wave
Suga: 😭
Kawa: no but like
Back to my question
Why is he so hot?
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Fiksi PenggemarOikawa created a group chat Oikawa named the group chat "Random Hot People" 12 people are online. Or Oikawa Toru finds 12 people on Instagram who he thinks are hot and makes a groupchat with everyone. Things escalate from there.
