This chapter is about all the other friends and group chats besides the insta hotties!
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In the "Fuck It Up Whores 🤪" group chat
[11:23 am]
Nori: It pains me to say it but
Oikawa did a good thing in his lifeKawa: wait what
What do you mean by that
I'm an amazing personToya: debatable
Maki: you threatened throw me in a locker in high school cause I refused to give you one of my pink strawberry sugar cookies
Kawa: that's cause those cookies are divine
And I can't find them anywhere anymore 😭Maki: THEY WERE AT KING SOOPERS YOU DUMB FUCK
Kawa: WELL NIT MY KING SOOPERS THAN
Toya: those are actually the best cookies man has ever created
Kawa: thank you
My actions are reasonableMaki: still doesn't make you a good person
Shin: what did Kawa even do to be a "good" person
Kawa: rude
Nori: he helped me get down and dirty with a hot man
Toya: HE WHAT!?
Shin: AYYYEEE FUCK IT UP BESTIE
Kawa: I did do that 😌
Maki: HUZZAHH!!
Toya: did you just say huzzah 💀
Maki: maybe-
Toya: leave.
Maki: TOYA!!
Kawa: actually on the topic of you
I have a question for you ToyaToya: Uhmm ok??
Kawa: why didn't you tell us your cousin was hot?
Toya: excuse me?
Shin: you have a cousin?
Maki: a hot cousin?
Nori: and you didn't tell us?
Toya: A. That's my cousin
Gross
B. I've told you guys about him hundreds of timesKawa: you have?
Toya: YES
When I ranted to you about how my cousin was being a dickwad to me and refused to hang out with meShin: oh-
You were talking about your cousin??Toya: YES
Kawa: you were talking about Sakusa then??
Toya: ...
How do you know his name?
Actually how do you know he's "hot" in general?Kawa: OH
He's in my random hot insta people groupchatToya: HE IS!?
Maki: that reminds me
When do you plan on setting me up homeboy?Kawa: DID YOU JUST CALL ME HOMEBOY??
I'm not setting you up anymore after that nicknameMaki: MAN FUCK YOU
I CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
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FanfictionOikawa created a group chat Oikawa named the group chat "Random Hot People" 12 people are online. Or Oikawa Toru finds 12 people on Instagram who he thinks are hot and makes a groupchat with everyone. Things escalate from there.