Villain Tripitaka AU

Chapter 15: Dumpling Destruction

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Tang's POV

Well this day can't have been too hectic...

To rewind this new spark, we must go back to the restaurant, where I was having a lovely time, observing the Successor and well...

Suddenly he broke down on the floor asking if he was dying, turns out the Great Sage has decided to teach him astral projection.

And has caused a ruckus in Heaven again...

'A bit of a food fight' yeah, I'd say you place quite a big fight up there...I can barely believe the gods still have respect for you after all this time...

Anyways, I myself am chosen to complete this task in preventing the world from being boiled in hot soup.

No matter how delicious...

So here we are inside Flower Fruit Mountain searching around for a vase. Guanyin's Vase...I highly doubt Wukong even has it, but there are also other enchanted vases...

I pretended to fanboy over the amount of relics around the hoard of junk...

I'd call Wukong having OCD if I was ignorant.

But now that I'm here, might as well get that staff Master Mentioned I needed to bring...

"It's a shame I'd have to give up my prized gift from the gods, but mortal possessions can only weigh you down..."

Is what he said, so now I'm wandering this junk pile finding a vase and a staff...

Meanwhile...

"He just looked tiny cause he was far away!"

That's happening...what does the Spider Queen want now?

"MK! I can't find the vase! Anywhere!"

I yelled doubling the time, I'm not about to expose my identity to this Huntsman...if I could just...

Eliminate the problem...

No time for that now...

"Ughh! Do I have to do everything?!"

MK looked at the boxes with his Gold Vision, something I questioned.

"Why didn't you do that sooner?!"

"Because I forgot I could ok?!"

After that MK was distracted with The Huntsman fighting him, he does well with a staff the way he does well with a spear, using his reflexes to push me out of danger...

The box full of vases fell, and I look the contents, loads of vases everywhere...how the heck am I supposed to pick the right one?! Especially at this time?!

I can hear the witty banter between the two, enough of that, focus concentrate, the mission is important, find a vase, get outta there, find the staff, return to Master...

But...I can't help but look back...

Stay focused...concentrate....

"Tang hurry!"

I stop myself looking at the danger as I find the staff, the staff that granted Master a full sense of power...

Not yet...

I grabbed the sword beside it.

"I think I can make this work..."

I look at the Huntsman and his attempt to kill the successor, what am I doing? It's much more easier with one less simian...