Ferrets and Thieves

I never let a homie down

Hello my army! How are y'all doin? Good? Good. 

I am gay, depressed, starving, tired, and going through relationship issues so I made a new story!

I promise I will update Fire and Ice soon and will update this one as often as I can. I am currently on vacation and it kinda sucks. 

Please enjoy my above pictures of ferrets. 

3rd person

He walked into the alley, slipping into the warehouse.

"Do you have it?"

"Of course. I never let a homie down." The guy looked down at his furry companion.

"Right Raccoon?" The furry noodle squeaked in response.

"True. You never have, even if getting the goods is a struggle." The girl laughed.

"I know. Raccoon, hand our dear friend the medicine please." The ferret pulled out a package of different medicines from the pocket of his owner's hoodie.

"All of your medicines. Same pharmacy as always. Should last for a month or so."

"Thank you so much you guys. I don't think I would have lasted without y'all."
"I know. You don't have to thank us. We like helping our friends. Plus, outrunning the cops gives us an adrenaline rush. I enjoy it." The girl laughed again, shaking her head.

"Just don't get caught okay? I need you guys. So does everyone else here."

"I promise Cass. I won't."

"Gut. Wenn du erwischt wirst, werde ich es wahrscheinlich nächstes Jahr nicht mehr erleben." [Good. If you do get caught I probably won't live to see next year.] The thief knew Cass meant this in a joking matter but he couldn't help but feel sad at the thought. Cass could die without him. He couldn't get caught. EVER. He wouldn't lose more loved ones. He loved Cass. She was like his sister. He had been taking care of her for years.

"Ich verspreche es dir, Cass. Ich werde nicht erwischt. Außerdem bin ich der beste Dieb da draußen. Die Avengers müssten ziemlich hart arbeiten, um mich zu fangen." [I promise you Cass. I won't get caught. Besides, I'm the best thief out there. The Avengers would have to work pretty hard to catch me.]

"Love you brother."

"I know Cass. Love you too." The two hugged before the thief left her.

Meanwhile With Scary pirateman 🏴‍☠️ 🦜

"And they STILL can't catch him?!"

"No sir."

"This guy has got to be the most wanted thief right now. He goes to the same places almost everyday. AND he's under almost everybody's radar!"

"But we don't know what he looks like or what his name is. We don't even know if this person is a guy! How are we supposed to catch somebody that we know nothing about?"

"But there's where you're wrong. We know where he goes and when. He has regular stops at the pharmacy, Delmars, and the animal shelter. Sometimes he swings by the pet store and grabs bags of food. No idea what kind of food it is though."

"But Fury, he's fast. He has never spoken and he has an accomplice. We have never been able to see the companion but they must have the power to turn invisible or something."

"So they have powers... Interesting. Tell the team I'm calling a meeting. Have them bring the stealthy people especially. And that red suit dude with the white eyes. You know the one."

"Yes sir." The agent left the room, already alerting the Avengers that they are needed in the conference room.

Meanwhile at that ✨beautiful✨ tower in New York

Tony groaned from his spot on the bed, making Stephen lift his head from what he was doing.

"You okay?"

"No! Pirate man has just sent us a message saying that we are needed in the conference room! He has a mission for us!" Stephen rolled his eyes.

"So it's not that bad."

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not. Now get dressed so that you can go to that meeting."

"But I'm wearing clothes!" Tony gestured to his pajamas.

"No. Go put on real, not pajama clothes. Now." Tony whined but got out of bed, and walked to his closet. Stephen rolled his eyes at Tony's childish behavior and went back to reading his book.

"Love you Tony!" Stephen called as his husband slugged out their bedroom door. All he got was a groan in response.

"Love you too babe! I promise to be on my best behavior during this meeting!" Stephen said in a higher pitched voice, knowing Tony could hear him.

"Hmph"

Yay!!!!!!!!!!! 

I did it!!!  ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ 

-Soldier (Leo)