Ferrets and Thieves

Onnie!!!

(Play song when you see the A/N in the story. It will hopefully match up.)

BACK TO OUR MYSTERY THIEF

I went back to my apartment. It was pretty big, and looked abandoned from the outside. Little did anybody know, I had a whole fucking zoo up there. I walked in the door, immediately met by a small crowd of animals, all yipping, meowing, growling playfully, or nipping at my ankles.

"Ayyyy you're home!" I looked up and saw my two best friends lying down underneath the couch, both holding bottles of Vodka.

"We were just about to get started. Wanna join?" Leo held up a bottle for the other thief to take.

"In a minute Leo. I need to put this stuff away." He nodded and took a swig from his bottle, laughing a bit when Violet spilled some of hers on her face. I rolled my eyes at the teens. They were my best friends. They were scary when they wanted to be but were really just a cinnamon roll. They also liked Vodka.

You might be wondering how they haven't died yet because of how much they drink. They can't get sick. Their bodies have super fast healing and they are immune to alcohol poisoning.

Another fun fact. They are both around 700 years old. They looked around 15 but were cursed by some dude with a white beard and gold robes and an eyepatch.

They don't like to talk about it.

"Are we going out tonight?" Leo yelled from the living room. I shrugged.

"Maybe. I need to swing by the grocery store for some fruit."

"Ok. Can I come with you?"
"Depends. Will you be drunk.?"

"Probably!" Violet said as she took another drink.

"Depends...." I laughed.

"We'll see."

"Alrighty roomie." I dumped the animal food into the dispenser and reset its timer. I pulled out the heartworm medicine for the dogs and quickly gave it to them before feeding the ferret kits with the syringe.

"Did Charlie eat?"

"Yeah. We split a mango."

"Alright. As long as he ate."

As if on cue my little brother ran into the room, with a mango in hand.

"Onnie!! You back!" I smiled and quickly picked up the 3 year old.

"Hey Char! I brought you a present!" I quickly pulled out the Winter Soldier Bear from my bag. He quickly swallowed his mango piece.

"Bucky Bear!!!" Charlie hugged it and then hugged me tightly.

"Thank you!!!" He left a slobbery toddler kiss on my cheek before running to his closet. I could hear him introducing his Bucky Bear to his Steve Bear and the rest of the Avenger Bears.

"Yo Onnie! When are you leaving tonight?" I rolled my eyes at the name, even though it wasn't my real one.

"Soon. I need to get some more food for Charlie. Want anything?"

"Six pack?" He meant alcohol but I was gonna get him soda instead.

"Sure. Dr. Pepper or Coke?"

"Root beer?"

"I'll see if they have it."

"Thanks."

"Anytime." I quickly stripped my clothes, walking towards the closet by the couch.

"Honey? Where's my supersuit?" Leo laughed.

"Back of the closet, if you're looking for the black one with the hood and the mask." Violet directed, not looking at me.