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Happy Birthday, Itachi!!!

Author's Note: This chapter includes Reader-chan, all Akatsuki members, Taka members, Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna.

"Ita-kun!!!" You exclaim through out the halls of the hideout.

"Keep it down, [Y/N]." Said the oldest Akatsuki member, Kakuzu.

"I can't! It's Itachi's birthday, y'know!" You pouted.

"I hate birthdays." He muttered under his breathe.

"You probably hate getting older." You pointed out, causing an irk mark to appear on Kakuzu's head.

"Itachi! Where are you!?" You exclaimed.

"Oh, [Y/N]-chan! What are you doing?" Suigetsu asked.

You smiled, "Have you seen Itachi?"

"No, I haven't.." He answered, "What's up with Sasuke's brother?"

"It's his b'day today!" You excitedly exclaim.

"Really!? Does that mean we're having another birthday party?" He asked, almost jumping in excitement.

"Yeah!" You nodded.

"Finally!" He fist-bumped the air.

'Even tho it was just a month ago we celebrated Deidara's birthday..' You thought.

"I'm gonna continue searching for Itachi." You said.

He nodded, "Yea, good luck."

"Thanks!"

It's been 30 minutes and you haven't found Itachi, 'Just where is he? Don't tell he's on a mission!'

Just then, Pein passes in front of you.

"Leader!" You called out.

"What is it, [Y/N]?" He asked.

"Have you seen Itachi?" You asked.

He shook his head, "No."

"He's not on a mission, right?"

"He's not. He must be here somewhere." Pein said.

"Mm... Ok." You said, "Thx!"

He nods.

"Wait." You muttered to yourself, "I haven't checked his room..."

You sweatdropped, 'I'm such an idiot.'

You stand in front of a door which has "Itachi's Room" writing on it. Oh, there's a cute weasel drawn at the bottom right of it. It must have been drawn by Kisame.

You knocked on the door, "Itachi? Are you inside?"

No reply.

'He's not inside?' You thought.

You turn your back, about to leave. But then you hear the door clicking sound and you turn your back again. Itachi's looking at you.

"What do you need, [Y/N]?" He asked with his blank stare.

"I finally found you, Itachi." You sigh in relief.

"Hn?"

"Happy Birthday!" You grinned, handing him a gift.

"...Thank you." He replied.

"Your welcome~" You continue grinning.

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"Happy birthday, Niisan..." Sasuke said.

"Yeah." Itachi replied.

"So it's your birthday, huh? Uchiha." Madara said with no emotion at all.

"Say happy birthday to him, Madara!" You exclaimed.

"Why should I?" He asked.

"I know you want to! Besides, he's an Uchiha too~"

"That has nothing-"

"Itachi, Madara says happy birthday, wish you all the best and everything elses to you!" You smiled innocently.

"W-What!? How dare you, you little—"

"Niisan, what are you about to say?" Izuna asked, standing beside you.

"Izuna..?" Madara asked.

Izuna puts a hand on your head, "[Y/N] over here is a good girl, you shouldn't say bad stuffs about her."

"Hn." Madara replied, which actually means; 'Good girl my ass.'

"Today's that unartistic bastard's birthday, un?" Deidara groaned, "Not something I should celebrate, yeah."

"That's not nice, Dei-chan." You said.

"What's not nice, yeah?" He asked.

"Ita-kun said happy birthday to you a month ago and now it's your turn!" You exclaimed.

"But that-"

"Hurry up, DE-I-DA-RA." You glared.

He gulped, "Y-Yeah!"

"Itachi, un! H-Happy.... *glares* birthday." He said with an unhappy face.

Itachi nodded, "Hn."

"Hmm... Happy b'day." Pein unemotionally said.

Itachi nods again.

"Happy birthday, Itachi!" Konan smiled.

"Happy birthday, Sasuke's Oniisan!" Suigetsu grinned, showing his kawaii sharky teeth.

Itachi nods again, "Thx..."

"Woah, Itachi!" Kisame approached him with a bottle of Sake.

"Here!" He grinned, "And happy bday!"

Itachi nods and reluctantly takes the bottle. He is an Uchiha after all~

"Happy Birthday, Sasuke's big brother!" Karin creepily grinned which makes you chuckle.

"I'm not saying anything." Sasori muttered and left.

You sweatdropped, 'Guess telling him to congratulate Itachi will only get me killed...'

"This is why I hate birthday parties." Kakuzu quietly muttered but you notice this.

"Why?" You asked.

"Everytime a member birthday passes, we always celebrate their birthdays. Do you have any idea how much money we spent!?"

"I-I'm not gonna question that anymore." You sweatdropped and back away.

Jūgo blankly stares at Itachi, "Happy B'day, Sasuke's brother, Uchiha Itachi."

Itachi nodded, "Thx."

Jūgo nodded.

'Awkward.' You thought.

"Oi, Uchiha! Happy *hiks* B'day!" The drunken Hidan said with a hiccup.

Itachi sweatdropped and nodded.

Now that everyone have said 'Happy Birthday' to Itachi, all of them, including you, party all night all. They either got drunk, stayed at the emo corner, talked to each other or slept on the floor.

Author's Note: This is so weird ><

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HITACHIIN TWINS TOO ＼(^o^)／