Cher: You look like shit.
Jack: Thanks, I had a crisis last night.
Cher: Oh cool, me too. What was your about? Won't tell anyone.
Jack: Oh nothing much. Just realized I think I'm bi and I definitely wanna fuck one of our friends.
Cher: Yikes.
Jack: Aye. You?
Cher: Hm? Oh, I'm gay and I want your boss to absolutely ruin me.
Jack:
Cher: *sips coffee*
Jack: WHAT???
Cher: Believe me, I'm as disappointed in me as you are.
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Chaos
FanfictionJust incorrect quotes or random and stupid things that came to my mind(or I found somewhere)