My School President: I know

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*some years after graduation*

Yo: Why is Win crying?

Sound: He's had a little too much to drink.

Phat: And?

Sound: He asked me out and I told him I'm married. Now he's crying because I'm unavailable.

Por: ..But you guys are literally married to each other??

Sound: I know.

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