*The Stray Kids doing interviews*
Reporter: Which Stray Kids member would you wanna fight the least?
Bangchan: Lee Minho
Reporter: So he could beat you
Bangchan: Of course
Reporter: No one else.
Bangchan: I'm part of a team with incredible, unique individuals who could probably defeat me very easily, but I'm going with Lee Minho as he's the most logical and evident choice.
Reporter: Not Changbin?
Bangchan: Changbin cries when he stabs his pinky toe
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Reporter: Could you beat Bangchan in a fight?
Felix: Hell no, but don't tell him I said that. Hold up, he called us INCREDIBLE?
Hyujin: Awww!
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Reporter: Can you take Bangchan?
Seungmin: I'm trying.
Reporter: ...
Seungmin: Oh, you meant in a fight! No
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Reporter: Would you rather fight 10 polar bears on cocaine or Bangchan?
I.N: Is Bangchan angry?
Reporter: Let's say yes
I.N: Give me 10 polar bears, 5 angry cats, AND the chimp from Nope.
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Reporter: Could you beat Bangchan in a fight?
Changbin: I would NEVER fight Bangchan. I'd honestly just launch myself into the sun
Reporter: But if you HAD to.
Changbin: Well, -- Yes, I guess I'd win, but if I was a normal guy he'd wipe the floor with me. Which he does already. I love that man.
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Reporter: What's it like to know Bangchan is scared of you?
Lee Minho, peacefully eating ice cream as he uses a pouting Han as a chair: Eh
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Chaos
FanfictionJust incorrect quotes or random and stupid things that came to my mind(or I found somewhere)
