Elfman, at 3 am: Hey, Evergreen?
Evergreen: *yawning* Yes?
Elfman: If I were a worm... and you were a worm... wouldn't that make us soilmates?
Evergreen: Please go to sleep.
Elfman: *stops spooning Evergreen*
Evergreen: *sighs* Yes, Elfman, we'd be soilmates. *Elfman happily glues himself to Evergreen's back*
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Chaos
FanficJust incorrect quotes or random and stupid things that came to my mind(or I found somewhere)
