(POV something like this just happened and omg it was beautiful writing material) only the rhyme part actually happened but wow was that the writing boost I needed
Also this was a good day so I'm gonna roll with it!
Warning: laughter, swearing, spider (it dies for all the people who need that), and...unique ways with dealing with the insect.
The Big Ass Spider: Third person POV
All was well, the Resolute was en-route to a nearby fuelling station, Rex was napping, all the troops were in the barracks resting. Perfect right? WRONG
"Hey what's that on the floor?" Echo said standing from his spot on his bunk, as he ventured closer to to spot. It moved. "Shit" Echo cursed under his breath. This gained the attention of the others minus Rex and Fives moved closer. He couldn't tell if it was the lack of sleep but he was pretty sure something was alive on the metallic floor of the barracks.
"What we looking a-did it move?" Jesse stuttered nervously. Everyone froze in place. "Don't even say it!" Hardcase said wide eyed. A long and intense stare off occurred. Nobody moved, but then, like a bull seeing red, it charged.
"AAAAAHHAHHHHHHHH!!!!" All of them let out the highest pitched screams ever known to the GAR fallowed by the biggest shoving matches to the bunks ever seen
"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!" -Echo
"KILL THE SON OF A HUTT" -Hardcase
"DIEEEEEEE YOU DIRTY KRIFFER" -Jesse
"IT'S GETTING ANGRY STOP YELLING-AHHH" -Tup
"SHUT UP!!" -Rex
"YOU'RE THE FAMOUSLY FEARLESS CAPTAIN YOU KILL IT!!" -Fives
"SAYS YOU!!!" -all
"WHERE'S THE BLOW TOARCH?!" -Kix
"YOU IDIOT WE HAVE BLASTERS FOR A REASON!!" -HARDCASE
"IF I KILL IT WILL YOU SCARDY TOOKAS SHUT UP?!?!" -Rex
"YES!!" -All
With great bravery Rex got out of his blankets and got a tissue. With the 8-legged creature only steps away he walked in a straight like until there was bug. After a step, a crouch, and a pinch there was silence.
"Is it dead?" A chorus of voices came from around. Rex started laughing with an evil grin. "Anyone want a pet?"
"NONONONONO REX KRIFF OFF!!!" And they all started yelling again.
Rex being in hysterics made his way over to the fresher and made the final flush.
About ten minutes later everyone got down from the emergency perches the looked to their data pads and saw a message in the group chat.
Rexy Boo (Fives's handiwork): The Big Ass Spider Invades the Barracks. -One video attachment-
Echo: IT WAS A BUG ASS SPIDER!!
Fives, the better half: THE BIG ASS SPIDER CAME OUT THE CORNER CRACK, REXY BROUGHT A SHOE AND HIT THE KRIFFER WITH A SPLAT
Rexy Boo: 🙄🤣
Fives, the better half: THEN WITH A CLOTH HE SENT IT DOWN THE DRAIN, THEN THE BIG ASS SPIDER WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
MedKix: I'll get Rex to put one in your bed!
Rex: We're in the same room why are we texting.
"Nobody asked Rex!!"
Wohoo!! But now I'm tired. See ya peeps
-TheWolfpack104
Question: who would be the most scared of spiders in the 501st?
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