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Take a shower

Location: Club Saturn, VIP Area - Toronto, Canada server
Date: May 16th, 2017

Backstory: The highscorers of Canada are having an afterparty for the 2017 Canadian MSP Awards. Janina101, a very controversial highscorer, attended this party, and decided it would be a great idea to not...well...how do I describe this...not wear her undergarments.

Zain: Oh my goodness, is she TRYING to twerk? *laughs*
Charlee: How about you go out there and shake your ass *chuckles* *sips tequila*
Zain: Gurl bye, I actually have class, unlike that racist pancake over there.
Matt: Holy shit, are they gonna throw her?
Zain: They betta not throw that hoe over here.

On the dance floor

Tricia: On the count of '1,2,3', we're gonna throw you into the pool, ok?
Janina: Ok.
Tricia: Alright
Everyone: 1 *swing*
Matt: Oh nooo *gets up and moves over to the next table*
Everyone: 2 *swing*
Charlee and Zain: *gets up and moves*
Everyone:  3! *throws Janina*
Janina: WEEEEEEE!
*Janina flies into the pool and Zain makes a grossed out face*

Back at the table

Zain: Eww what the fuck? It smells like fucking fish.
Charlee: I don't- *the smell hits her* why the fuck it smells like a red lobster up in this bitch?
*Blossom comes over*
Blossom: I know that there's a smell and it's probably bothering you guys, and I want to let yu guys know that Janina is wearing a thong-
Madeline: Why the fuck is there a thong in the fucking bathroom, like what the fuck?
Blossom: *sigh* nevermind
Matt: Oh bitch that's nasty.
Blossom: Well us human females have something called hormones, and sometimes it makes our nether regions smell fishy.
Madeline: Hormones don't mean she gotta leave her panties in the bathroom, like ain't no one wanna be exposed to that STD infected cloth.
Blossom: Oh...wow *walks away*
Zain: Another reason why I should've stayed my ass home.
*Janina comes out the pool*
Zain: Here comes miss Aryan Ariel over here
Matt: oop-
Charlee: *sips wine*
Janina: *comes over their spot* Hi
Zain: Umm...I think you should go back into the ocean and become besties with the fish there.
Janina: Are you telling me to drown?
Zain: No, i'm suggesting a place you should be at instead of here in front of my face.
*Gabe and Tyler come over*
Gabe: Yo what's up shawties, I see we having a lil' reunion here *makeshift record noise*
Zain: Gabriel Aaron Johnson, do not piss me off.
Gabe: Damn, you real fiery tonight.
Zain: Do you want be to block you again?
Gabe: I'll leave you alone, damn *walks away*
Tyler: Guys can we not fight tonight, I really want to have a fight free night.
Zain: We're not fighting, i'm just trying to explain to Janina that her coochie stinks.
Janina: Excuse me?
Zain: Bitch you heard me.
Tyler: Guys...
Janina: He's literally making comments about MY body
Zain: Because you fucking stink.
Janina: Why did you come here if you're gonna start problems and be an asshole?
Zain: Bitch you're the one starting shit by being here, like take your fishy ass the fuck home.
Honey: How about we not make comments about women's bodies?
Zain: How about you stay out of people's business?
Honey: You as a man should not be talking about women's genitalia. You don't understand the complexities of the vagina.
Gabe: That's a bit graphic.
Honey: Because I said the word "vagina"?
Tyler: If you guys are gonna argue and start shit, then just go, because I actually want to have a night that is drama free.
Matt: I'm leaving because the smell is bothering my head.
Zain: Yeah same here.
Janina: Haha *sarcastically* you guys are such comedians.