DePorted by Janina

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by chilis_angels

by chilis_angels

Andre: Look, I don't know what's going on in your personal lives or what drama you're going through, but what I do know is that whatever it is clearly riled up the Porters, and since theres so much of them here, I think that it's best if you go back to where you came from, or go to the backwoods.
Janina: The Backwoods?! *holds onto Donnie*
Donnie: The Backwoods?! Nigga are you crazy?
Riley: Well the man did say that your snowbunny cumdump- I mean, girlfriend, has the option to go back to her native server.
Donnie: You better watch your fucking mouth before-
Riley: Before you what? Get thrown out of an elevator? I mean, c'mon, you're pressing me after you just got thrown out of an elevator by a twink that likes to sip tea and listen to k-pop. You had you manhood snatched away by a BARB. If I were you, I would be hiding out with the noobs.
*The door opens and there's two agents dressed in black suits standing in the doorway*
Admin 1: We need Janina101 to please come with us.
Janina: Why?
Admin 2: For the safety of the Canadian highscorers.
Janina: oh
Admin 1: You'll be loaded onto a military grade vehicle, then taken to the airport where you'll be processed and flown back to Canada.
Janina: Ok *gets up and leaves with the agents*
Donnie: You need to learn how to mind your fucking business.
Andre: Well it's no longer your business when it's messing with mine.
Riley: Yeah, and you can't be in an relationship with PUMPCHKIN, a woman with a cult of brainwashed teenagers that literally run this world, then break up with her for a literal nobody.
Donnie: Janina is a highscorer too-
Riley: OF A FUCKING JUNIOR SERVER. I hope you understand that level 60 is NOT a high level down here. You are also putting the "love of your life" in danger by publicly dating her, like Team Pump is literally everywhere.

In the airport boarding area
Gabe: *standing on the seat* IF Y'ALL ARE WONDERING WHY WE GETTIN' DEPORTED, BLAME JANINA HAN-
Random man: Excuse me, but can you not do that? I'm trying to read my book in peace.
Gabe: Oh shit, my bad fam *gets off his seat and sits down* Anyways, we all getting deported because Janina-
Zayne: is fucking on Pump's man and the Porters finna jump her.
Tricia: Can you guys quit spreading rumors? We are not getting deported at all, we are being sent back to Canada as a part of a safety protocol because the American Porters are absolutely crazy and will attack us too. They would've sent her back if it was just her.
Zayne: And what are these teenagers gonna do? Send us DMs with the most abysmal grammar to ever grace an iPad?
Tricia: No, these Porters are so insane that they are willing to be permanently locked for Pumpchkin, some of these are skilled hackers.
Zayne: So they gonna give Janina some karma?
Tricia: No-
*A group of admins rush in with a stretcher that has Janina strapped to it*
Gabe: Jesus, what happened there?
Tricia: It seems like she got hacked
Zayne: Hm, I guess she did get some karma after all *sips tea*

Eventually, after an hour of waiting, everyone was boarded on a plane and sent back to Canada, except for Janina, who was made to stay in an undisclosed hospital until she was able to gain control of herself again. She arrived home a day later than the other highscorers.