The Kneefuly Times

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The  Kneefuly Times is a play off of the New York Times created by one of my friends in grade 6 depicting our friend group's adventures during recess. This was during the pandemic times and we were trapped in a small concrete area with four poles, a fire hydrant and our stupidity.
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The Kneefuly Times
Kneehouse gets stabbed?!?!

In the words of Kneefuly himself, they got stabbed! By Zee with the most lethal weapon, a stick. Four people were found shanked. Stabbed people were alive but stabbed.

Two idiots screech at each other. Yes this is true, two idiots found screeching at each other in front of the four poles. Armed with sticks and a shank form the DS.

Phoenix managed to land hat on head, twice. He threw his hat into the air and it landed on his head... twice.

Tonk's gun break, it now got worse.

A pole has been coloured red by Florida man, but this is Canada how?

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