Maya's POV
We went shopping for stuff and I got 3 pocket knives and a taser! This stuff is so cool. I'll put one in my school backpack. One in my purse backpack and one in my pocket.
I suppose I should get up and get dressed. I put on my gray owl shirt, cargo shorts, and my captain America converse. I eat some ceral and watch TV. Then I grab my bags and leave.
M: it be maya! R: its open! M: why hello there R: you went shopping what did you get? M: I got 3 pocket knives and a taser! R: oh great uncle Shawn made you even more scary. M: I know (evil laugh) muhahaha!
F: its farkle and L: howdy. R: k we are coming down. Come on maya! M: but its the third day of school which means there will be homework! R: why do you care I always do it anyways.
M: oh yeah I forgot. F: ready? R: yep! M: we aren't riding the subway to school are we? L: why? R: because yesterday after you guys got off and we went to go back on. There was a guy that was hitting on maya and wanting her to go on a date with him.
L: has he seen her before she is scary. M: why thank you ranger rick. R: I wasn't done yet! So she told him to beat it but he wouldn't leave her alone. So then uncle Josh came and scared him away. OK now I'm done.
F: well that sounds delightful. not! M: yeah I know. He only did that cause he made a bet. L: how do you know he made a bet? M: cause that's how Josh knew about it and where he was going and how he got rid of him.
F: so he goes to Lucas college? R: yep! F: well if anything like that ever happens again then they shall get a taste of farkle in the face! M: oh yeah? (Punches him lightly) F: OW! Why did you hit farkle? Farkle doesn't like getting punched or hit or touched!
M: and you say you are going to save us. We got a better chance of ranger rick over here. L: I thought I was bucky mc boing boing. M: you are both. L: shorty. M: ohhh do you want a piece of me rick knowing I have a taser on me!? L: uhh no mam! M: I thought so. F: SCHOOL! YAY! L: nerd. F: HATER!
Josh's POV
I can't stop thinking about maya. Maya why am I thinking about her. She's to young I don't like her like that. Wait yeah nope. I can't like my brothers daughters best friend.
The bell rings for the last class. Everyone leaves. I walk out but I see those oh you know what I mean.
" I knew that you wouldn't be able to get her out on a date with you." "Then why did you ask?" " because I did. Now where is my 50$?" " I thought you were joking about the money!" "Nope now hand it over." "I don't got any on me." " well then back to the subway!"
Wait what!? No no no! Ugh what am I gonna do!? Wait idea!
J: hey riles R: hey uncle Josh! J: uh are you and may a still at school? R: yeah just walking out of the door! J: what! Nonono go back inside and wait for me to get there! R: why? J: because I said so now go back inside with maya OK! R: oh uh OK MAYA GET BACK HERE! J: that's OK just yell in my ear. R: sorry ok we are back inside waiting on the bench by dads class. J: OK good I'll be there in 8 mins.
Maya's POV
R: MAYA! come back! sorry OK we are on the bench. M: what was that about? Why are we waiting? R: cause uncle Josh said so. M: why? R: cause he did. I asked him but he said because I said so that's why.
(Josh comes and puts his hand over their eyes) R: it got dark mayaa take your hand off of my face. M: whoever put there hand over my eyes isn't going to have a hand connected to there arm! J: OK OK I like my hands! I surrender! Surrendering!
M: why did you want us to wait? J: what I thought you liked me. So now you hate my presents? M: maybe. R: let's go!
R: so why did you come and tell us to wait? J: look a butterfly! R: I'm not falling for that I'm to old now tell me. J: no you are supposed to stay little forever. cause when you get old I get even older.
M: stop stalling! J: OK OK fine. The people who shall be unamed are going back to the subway. M: those little R: language maya! M: then cover your ears! R: or I could do this!(puts hand over her mouth)
R: OW! M: I only licked you. R: oh then (licks hands and puts it on mayas face) M: you better run kid! R: ahhh uncle Josh save me from the maya monster!
J: why am I a shield? M: CAP IS MINE ALL MINE! R: fine but Thor is mine! J: what just happened? Waittt BLACK WIDOW IS MINE ALL MINE! M: FANBOY! THEY ARE REAL! THEY LIVE RILES!
R: HOME SO WE CAN FAN IN PEACE! J,M: YES! (get back to Riley's) R: TO THE WINDOW! (fangirls and boys) c: WHAT IS WRONG! J: oh um nothingg I uh gotta go bye! M: we may or may not had been freaking over the avengers.
