AUTHOR'S NOTE: Just as the title says! Just some general headcanons I have for the lovely mad scientist man. ;)
—Madison, as we know, is a spiteful, vindictive, and resentful dude. He harbors grudges for a LONG time, and will go out of his way to make your life as inconvenient and agonizing, as humanely possible. Depending on what transgression you've made against him, it can range from petty tricks to traumatizing, psychological torment! And, even better, death! How fun! ^^
—Treats death very casually, of course. In fact, he finds the macabre incredibly amusing! He's that one guy that walks up to your casket, looking all solemn, and says, "My congratulations on your passing. 😔" while placing his hand on his chest.
—This man is definitely the type to pace around the room while brooding or scheming. He'll also sit at his desk, hands clasped in front of his face, bouncing his knee as he formats a plan in his head.
—Madison predisposes himself to assume the worst about everyone. He looks at them and thinks, "S/He's a horrible person. S/He deserve suffering. They're all the same. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them-"
—This man has issues, if you couldn't tell.
—I can see Madison, once he gets riled up or frustrated about something, lashing out about things he doesn't really care about.
—Random: But I see him having a decent singing voice. His actor was in a few musicals, and his vocals are pretty good! So, yeah. Madison got that Broadway voice.
—Madison definitely reads Physics and Calculus textbooks, front-to-back, out of sheer boredom. His bookcase is probably packed with them.
—This man can do many things, but cooking is not one of them. He eats junk food and easy meals, most of the time, so I definitely don't see him being a great chef. He can pull off measurements, but other than that? His seasoning skills are awful. His dishes (as rare as they are) usually end up being too spicy or too sweet. There's no in-between.
—Dancing is also among Madison's weaker assets. It doesn't stop him from trying, though! He definitely can get down and jiggy with it, if he so desires. Honestly, I can visualize him using different objects in his office to 'sing' in to or to dance with (ie. A skeleton display figure). His dancing involves a lot of stumbling and corny dad moves, but he's having a blast!
—This is really specific, but his favorite kind of executionary device is the guillotine. Don't ask me why. This man just has a strange fascination with them, and could probably tell you (from memory) the year it was first used and the many events it was used in. "Did you know the guillotine was named right from its creator, Doctor Joseph-Ignance Guillotin? Well, now you do!" Once you get him started, there's no turning back. You WILL be forced into a history lesson, and you WILL appreciate it. He doesn't just give ANYONE his time.Madison's favorite colors are black and red! Who would've guessed?
—"Technically, black is not a color. It's a shade. 🙄"
—Anyway, Madison's favorite monster would have to be a man-eating squid. He's always had a knack for sea creatures, and the depths of the abyss always harbored malevolent monstrosities beyond human comprehension!
—He's also fond of werewolves, but I see him treating them more like oversized dogs. Goodness gracious, sir—
—Madison has an odd dislike for vampires, though. He sees them as uptight and snooty, which he finds incredibly irritating. Sure, he respects the occasional nefarious neck-biter, but it's very rare. He ESPECIALLY has a dislike for Dracula. That old bat doesn't know when to keep his fangs out of Madison's business.
—When stressed, Madison shoves himself into 'work' (really, he's just riding the attractions and thinking up new ways to torment unsuspecting guests), or he goes to satiate his craving for a sweet treat. It gives him a strange sense of peace and helps clear his noisy brain.
—Madison has the first 40 digits in pi committed to memory. How he does this will continue to remain a mystery.
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Goosebumps One-Shots, Fanfics, and More!
ספרות חובביםA compiled collection of Goosebumps fanfics and headcanons! Some might be stand-alones or ships; specifically villains with Reader or a personal OC. ^^