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Transformers 2007 (Part 1)

Update: Angry Birds 2 has been accepted in the movies list

Side note: I hope you guys fine with long chapters for this movie. Because it will be wordy... somewhere between... 5000-8000, or until 9000? Maybe. No idea. The script and the movie is long like All Quiet on the Western Front and the other movies. Let's just say are in for a treat

"So... what other thoughts do you girls have aside from feeling suic*dal?"

"I have learned that eagles are bad birds" Akagi comments

"No they're not" Enterprise retorts

"Really? Why doesn't Hornet have one then? Is it because she doesn't deserve one or she is not actually your sister? Or both?" Akagi asks

"Hornet doesn't ne-" Enterprise tries to say

"She must be Wasp's little sister then. Since they're a futile attempt at sexiness. And she's a tsundere... Oh well, there has to be some good in that car crash"

Enterprise is silent

(May she live...) Kaga and AL Amagi thought

"When you hear that... super hot fire. It means... I'm rapping..." Enterprise states

(Oh dear...) Hornet and Yorktown thought

"Lil' Enty coming at you with some Douglass rhymes! Boutta use my Lucky E and some Dauntless planes! Motherf*cker I'm as deadly as a 500 pound bomb! I'm a soaring eagle, and you don't mean sh*t. You say that you're not a yandere, but woman why the f*ck are you lying? I see you with paper planes in hand. There's one thing you don't understand" Enterprise raps

"Woman, you're the one who got one-shotted! With a bomb landing on your deck and making you wrecked! Like you set yourself up, and made yourself a target! Sadly this ain't a Midway roasting song. Motherf*cker you retarded! You old! Be glad your chest is not as flat as Hipper's! Showing no mercy, better call me Grey Ghost. You can't get rid of me unlike that earthquake with Amagi" Enterprise raps

"G and the R to the E and the Y, Ghost! The Grey Ghost that you loathe the most! Here to serve a bomb from coast to coast. The main character you need, but I ain't gonna boast! I'm a menace! You're a fox! And you ain't nothing but a f*cking little simp! Looking down on your juniors, think you got a lotta power. I hate to tell you Akagi, but you just ain't funni! Raining down destruction like we at the Battle of Midway!" Enterprise raps

"Good thing I ain't no fragile Jap carrier. Gotta refill and take my rations and eat them. Buckle up, I'm waging War in the Pacific! You keep saying that you want to try to change, but the best you got, is just being strange. Time to check your brain, accept reality, and lay back while I do a fatality!!" Enterprise raps

"Wait... I have no idea what I'm referencing" Enterprise suddenly says

"But I got more rhymes than Kaga can sing! You work really hard, and you say that got you far! While I'm the Big E, zipping around like a Ghost! G and the R to the E and the Y, Ghost! The Grey Ghost the Union loves the most. Here to serve freedom from coast to coast. The carrier you need, but I ain't gonna boast! You keep trying to sand down your past, like how the Japanese didn't seem to last" Enterprise raps

"And yes, I'll keep being resilient, like my sisters who're persistent. I'm a hardened person, and a smoke-covered foe. I don't give a f*ck about your issues in your fragile wooden deck. Can't even break away and form a principality, cuz you're a b*tch and I'm an eagle of possibility! I don't give a f*ck about you!! I don't give a f*ck what you do! BUT! All I want is peace in my bloodstained life. And for all alter-world nations... get your sh*t together. I'm the Galloping Ghost! I'm the Lucky E! I'M ENTERPRISE!" Enterprise sings