A New Start •//Larvis//• (Discontinued)

•~floor pencils 🤩~•

Oh btw the title of this chapter has nothing to do with anything that happens :)

I also sprayed febreze in my eyes 🥳

Rip my eye sight ✨😚

Just a chapter of Phillip and Travis (maybe sal) being idiots at school all day :D (aka me and my friends at school)

OHH and also Travis will say n!gg@ in this but let the dude be, he's black- (I'm not racist but I know some idiot will take that in a wrong way)

Anyway

A- ash
SF- Sal
P- phillip
L- Larry
M- maple
C-chug
TM- Todd
T- Travis

•~TRAVIS PHELPS~•

So n e wae 🤩

-morning-

After the old man had the fucking audacity to call me and ask me to bail him out knowing damn well I ain't gonna waste my hard earned money on that old cunt <3

I got my phone and went up to Phill while he was working and put the camera on his face.

"British people be like-" T-

"It's Tuesday in' it?" Phillip immediately looked at me.

"British people watching Spiderman be like" T-

"Petah Parker?" T-

"British people be like" T-

"Can I get a bo' o' oh ou' ah?" T-

"British people getting mad be like" T-

By now everyone is staring at me and some are laughing-

"ArE yOu FuCkIn StOoPeD!?" T-

"British people getting stabbed be like" T-

"Gud aye dey mate a bit rude for ya to put a knife in me chest n' it?"

-lunch time-

Phillip dragged me to his classes and is not dancing on a lunch table singing something about Conner's mom while Conner is being held back by remi (made up kid) and Matt (made up kid). Aka church boys.

"I sEe HeR, sHe'S a BeAtY" Phillip starts singing as everyone looks at our table. Wait I think I know where this is going- I stand up and get on the table with Phillip.

"CoNnEr'S mUm" I say dramatically and I bow.

"ShE's My DuTy" Phillip continues, I can see a few kids laughing now.

"I'lL dO wHaTeVeR iT tAkEs"P-

"To GeT hEr In MaH bEd" Phillip keeps singing and I'm laughing by now

"FoR hEaVeNs SaKe" I continue, trying to hold back laughter.

"Oh CoNnErS mUm." P-

"ThIs GoEs OuT tO yOu" I say dramatically- again cus slay queen 👑

And there's a teacher-

"BOYS!" Teacher-

WERE FUCKED-

-After school lolz-

Ashley came up to me with her "gang" and looked at me

"Yes suicide hotline?" I smile sweetly and glare at her as I continue to eat my lolly pop because Phill gave me one.

"Does your daddy know you eat all that crap?"
A-

I smirk

"Not anymore- when dad was alive-" T-

-in detention-

Pov- '.....'

'Awe man, they'res something I'm supposed to be doing- but what is it.'

'feels like it's important-'

'OH SHIT DUMBASS BREATH-'

"HaUUuUU"

-after detention-

I may or may not have definitely not have forced Phill to come over to my stepmom?  person's?  apartment with me and stay the night, let's just say he agreed <3-

"BABY NOW I CLOSE MY EYESSSS I KNOW WHO YOU ORETEND I A-" P-

"It's my turn it's my tu- ok." T-

"I KNOW WHO YOU PRETEND I AMMMM- DO ME TEE" P-

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T- *READING OFF A SCREEN*

The club isn't uh- the best- ehm- place to find a leaver- lover- so the bar is where I go- ehm...

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P-

WERE GONNA NAIL THIS!

YAHH

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ROLLING DOWN IN THE DEE-

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P- YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEYRE LEGS TYED UP IN KNOTS-  YOUNG LOVERS IN TEH HAY-

T- LOFFTTTT

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T- My parents are fucking devorced. We're fine. No one's gonna get jess now-

P- i-i uh Ihmmm ehek, is you oke?

T- perfect 🤩

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Isabella- I need your lips on moine

Mary- ba- TRAVIS NO

*VERY LOUD BANGING NOISE*(Travis his Isabella around the head with a pole)

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T- your all going to hell

P- g' Bai

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T- toss me my keys

P- *throws child*

T- I SAID MY KEYS-

P- I thought you said child

T- WHY TF WOULD I SAY CHILD?-

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T-  LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

T- P- DING DING DHINGD DING DHINDV-

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Bai :)

This is cringe but I don't expect anyone to actually like my story anyway- I just got bored and wanted to be an idiot and no Travis's dad is not dead-