The Nobody Who Became a Legend

Bad Po.

In the training yard, Daiyu was doing tai chi as she stood on one foot and fully concentrated. With the weeks that have passed since she arrived here, she made some happy memories and hoped on finally having some peace once more. 

Hoping that she won't ever have more of those painful flashbacks constantly pester her in her mind and in her dreams.

Her ears twitched as when sensed someone slithering towards her and stood back with both feet on the ground, now knowing it was Viper that had approached her.

"Hey, Viper. Just doing some tai chi, nothing mind-blowing." Daiyu greeted.

"Nice. Where were you earlier?" Viper asked. "We could've used an extra hand."

Daiyu nodded.

"I heard about the bandits. Must've not seen them. Anyway, everything else alright?" Daiyu asked.

"Po, Tigress and Monkey went out to deal with them. Crane, Mantis and myself stayed here." Viper explained.

Just then, Po appeared from behind the two women as he wore a smug grin on his face, which was far from his signature expression.

"What's up, m'ladies?" Po smirked.

"Being all shiny and joyful? What's the occasion?" Daiyu asked, her hands on her hips.

"Being a powerful Dragon Warrior with his two obedient girls." Po replied, watching Viper and Daiyu's facial expressions turning from unbothered to confused and offended.

"Obedient girls?" Daiyu asked.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Viper asked, Po scoffed.

"It means that I don't get it. How come they let girls become kung fu masters? I mean, they're so emotional and dramatic. That's why they always loose. They're just good for two things, taking a man's order and stay in the house."

Viper and Daiyu were stunned at his sudden misogynistic behavior. They never expected something like that to come out of their jolly friend's mouth, not even on his worse day.

"Now if you'll excuse me." Po whistled sassily as he walked off.

"Oh, you're excused. We're twice the man you're supposed to be, you overstuffed, ill-making spring roll!" Daiyu snapped as she quickly approached him with her fist already in the air, but Viper grabbed her ankle to hold her back.

Things would've gotten ugly fast if it weren't for Viper.

"Daiyu, don't. He'll get what he deserves, but don't waste your energy on him."

Just then, Mantis appeared and hopped in front of them. The first thing he saw was Viper trying to calm down a pissed off Daiyu.

"What's going on? Is Spots on one of her cussing serenades again?" Mantis asked, Viper shushed him.

Daiyu took deep breaths in order to calm down and groaned.

"Let's just get back inside, before the jiggly Dumpling Warrior decides to have his death wish granted earlier." Daiyu spoke, making Mantis gulp as the three of them walked back to the palace.

It was all weird and annoying to them, but they still had training to do. Daiyu and the Five were in the training hall with Shifu as they watched Crane and Monkey spar.

"Everyone has a dominant side. This exercise is made to help strengthen your weaker side." Shifu spoke, until Po arrived and leaned against Tigress.

"Hey, good-lookin'. What's shakin'?" Po flirted.

Tigress gasped, before snarling at him. Monkey just giggled at that.

"You're late." Shifu said as everyone stopped sparring and gathered around.