Dabihawks Oneshots!

[Dabi's "House"]

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Word count: 1541

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It's the first time Dabi had ever taken anybody to his home, and today was extra special beacuse he was taking no other than the number 2 hero himself. In most villains cases that would be a bad thing, but this villain as lucky. The hero all knew as Hawks was actually Dabi's 'close friend' as children, and they ere dating now.

The darker haired man always found the winged man to be pretty, he believed he himself could be considered handsome despite his disturbing appearance. But he paled in comparison to such an angel. There is not a single man nor woman in all of Japan that could compete with Hawks' attractiveness. He was in a leigue of his own. But that was besides the point. His house was the main focus of today.

It wasn't in the best of conditions, so the villain had made sure to clear that up before he begun leading the other to said house.

"How much longer now?"

The hero whined yet again groaning in impatience.

"All most there you moody pigeon, just around this alley now"

Touya resisted him for the god knows how many time, Keigo wasn't exactly know for waiting but jeesus christ he's annoying.

Finally the two arrived at a run down, abandoned, rotting, mangled, manky, disgusting, ancient, decrepit, dusty, musty, crusty, crispy, ugly, fugly, oogly, old ass, DISGUSTING, atrocious, awful, vile, mingen, DIS-GUS-TING, house. Hawks look a second to look at the monstrosity that Dabi called a house, it reminded him of his own childhood home well... At least it didn't have the piled up bags. It had foot room at least as he could see from the MISSING FUCKING DOOR.

"You coming on or what Chicken?"

The flame villain laughed watching the hero stare in disbelief.

"Dabi- what the actual fuck is this?"

The blond asked baffled by the appearance of the house itself, he let one hand just float out in front of him making confused gestures unsure of what to say or do.

"My home Bird Brain"

Touya turned away holding back laughter at the hero's reaction. This was going great already.

As Keigo took a step inside his mouth dropped at what he saw, the walls (if you could even call them that) had been shredded up, the stairs carpet hanging on by a few SCREWS as glass adorned it's dusty, musty, crusty-... It's 'rough' surface wich the hero could only assume used to be soft. He'd lift both hands to his face, covering his mouth as he surveyed his surroundings, this was only the entrance.

The flame villain masked his own face weigh his hand, but not out of shock but to stop himself from cackling. This was turning out better than he had anticipated, the dumbfounded expression that lay on his partners face was AMAZING.

"Do you like my house shawty?"

Dabi asked as seriously as he could.

The bird man let his hands grip, revealing his jaw that had been hung wide open. No fucking way Dabi was dead serious right now. He simply refused to believe that the flame villain willingly lived here.

"Dabi the walls are fucking leaving!"

He'd begin, gesturing at the walls that were practically falling apart.

"your windows have already left you!"

The smaller man continued to shout in pure shock, pointing at the shards and fragments of glass that trailed out the door.