Twisted [BatJokes]

Chapter 2

<Error_Code> A bit of this is inspired by a nother batjokes book I read over a year ago and can't find so not all of it was my own idea!

WARNING: CUSSING
--Batman--

It has been a week or so since Joker and I fought on that roof top, for once I saw a little more human in him than clown.

I sit in the Batcave looking at the sighting alerts and realize crime is going down by a lot and quickly as I start seeing less and less of the top criminals. Alfred brings me down tea and checked on me before going back up stairs, what would I do without Alfred?

I have been looking into the missing criminals and can't find a single trace of Penguin or even Catwoman and Ivy... Those three are the only ones to go missing so far but even then it has caused a large drop in crime.

--Joker--

I've healed from my injeries that I got fighting Bats on that roof. Harley says I still need to rest with the minnor concution I had but I honestly can't get myself to rest even if I tried. I don't know why but I have a gun feeling that something is gonna go wrong or something bad is about to happen.

I sit in a chiar working on something, not realy fully concentrating on it when I hear a large bang and the lights go out. I grab my two guns as Harley runs in and shuts the door behind her, breathing heavily. "Mr. J, people in swatt suits are here but they ain' police. They have illigal guns!" Harley whisper yells to me as I get my phone from my pocket and pull up the Bats Imergincy line.

--Batman--

Suddenly the imergancy line rings with the Jokers image on the screen. I quickly answer.

"Joker what-" I start but Joker shushes me. Joker is listening for somethng because he is silent for a moment before starting. "Someone is here for us... They, according to Harley, have police swatt suits but not the right guns and the power whent out. I can't see a damned thing. Harley and I are in a small office space." Joker says in a whisper and I can hear Quinn moving in the background.

"Where are you?" I ask and Joker quickly tells me the location before the line cuts off.

--Joker--

I hang up, feeling the panic ride up my spine. I listen as the heavy footsteps get closer. I grab Harley and push her into a small locker that she can fit in and hide by the door where if it opens I'd be behind it and I hold both guns up.

I wait till the door opens and I see the tip of what looks like a sawed off shotgun before hitting the door so the gun goes off as it gets hit inbetween the door and the wall. I shoot the door killing whoevers on the otherside. I open the door to see four others pointing guns at me and I point my two guns at them.

"Put your guns down or we will kill you!" Says one of the men in the armor and I just grin with my twisted laugh. "Do you know who the fuck I am or do you just not give a shit? I'm not scared of death." I ask and they lift their guns higher to now be at my chest. I see they start going for the trigger when with a clang Batsy comes through the roof landing right behind them.

"You call me for help and decide to try and get yourself killed before I even get here?" Batman asks and I laugh as they all turn to face him and stumble back. "It's my speshalty Bats, I love a good game! Remember that bomb a year ago?" I ask as Batman knocks out the intruders, I lean on the wall againts the door frame and place my guns in the two holsters on my hips.

Batman looks up at me after removing their guns from their hands. "I'll question them later but I must ask where is Harley Quinn?" Bats asks and I hear banging of metal behind me with Harley yelling. "In here! Mr. J, let me out! You know I hate cramped spaces!" I chuckle a nervouse laugh and quickly run over letting her out.