Michael - "Ew wtf, why would I want to eat a blue potato," you Said, throwing the abnormal coloured potato behind you. You swear you heard a faint 'fuck you' blow through the wind, but you put it to the back of your mind.
Calum - you picked up another potato. "I think this ones Asian..." You muttered to your friend, before being interrupted by the potato sprouting legs and running for the door, screaming "I'M NOT FUCKING ASIAN!"
Luke - You picked up another potato. It was attached to another by the root. "These two are attached or something, help me pull them apart?" You said to your friend who nodded, taking one potato into her hand. The potatoes pulled together instead. "Luke I don't know what you're doing, but you're not going anywhere," the biggest potato said. "Mum, I'm punk rock now, just let me go!" It squealed back, as you slowly dropped the potatoes and backed away.
Ashton - You picked up yet another potato. "I swear to god if this one talks, I'm Done," You said Picking off the root. You seemed please this was just a normal, non talking potato, so you went to throw it into your bag until you heard a Very Loud giggle come from it. "Fuck this, I don't even like potatoes," you said walking away from the potato picking farm.
A/N - I don't know what this is. I got bored and this is the creation. *Dan Howell's voice* DON'T JUDGE ME
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