I'll love you regardless

Chapter 1-My new fucking life

I was looking for a different video but then I found this and was like *chefs kiss* ✨perfect✨
Then I was in a laughing for a while when Bakugo came in 🤣🤣
Rolled off the bed bitch 😂🛌....😵‍💫

Bakugo pov
"K-!"

Then I was stabbed...or shot, I don't really remember

All I remember is that I was saving someone that's named started with the letter K, I'm not sure why but I don't really care anymore

*after being muderdered*

I groan as I open my eyes, i was....in the fucking sky?!

There was a gate that look too similar to what everyone pictures as 'heavens gate'
HOLY SHIT AM I DEAD

"Yes your dead, get over, you had it quick and easy unlike other people...."

This guy had black hair, looked like he hadn't in who know how long and he gave me depressed dad vibes

"Um so who the hell are you"

"Im Jesus"
....................................what

*takes a big and long breathe*
Yes I realize how that sounds 😥😆

Im gonna fucking explode-
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN 'iM jESuS' I DON'T THINK JESUS IS DEPRESSED, HAS MENTAL ISSUES, HAS TRAUMA AND I DON'T KNOW MAYBE WATCHED YOUR SISTER FUCK YOUR MOM.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE FAILED VERSION OF SIRI, YOU LOOK LIKE A FATHER WHO WAS DIVORCED BY HIS WIFE AND SHE LEFT YOU WITH 5 CHILDREN, OUT IN THE WOODS TO FEND FOR YOURSELF'S, YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THAT GUY IN RISE OF THE GUARDIANS AFTER HE GOT DRAGGED DOWN THAT WELL, HE DID IT WITH HIMSELF AFTER BECOMING DEPRESSED AND YOU ARE HIS FUCKING CHILD AND BECAME HIS 13TH REASON.
HE ENDED HIMSELF AND THATS WHY HE'LL NEVER COME BACK

Took me some hot seconds to think of all this 🤣

He looked unaffected and that's unacceptable

"What, never heard all that you lazy hoe bag"

He sighs
"I can't believe they let you into heaven...wha-what did you do that was so inspiringly good that you got yourself slipped in"

"To be honest no clue, I don't remember what happened before I died"

He mumbles something then points to the door
"Some angels will escort you to your new home so go, sho"

The door opened and he swatted his hands at me

"Wa-wait, look I'm sorry I said those thing but are you really Jesus"

"Well my real name if Shota Aizawa but ya I am, or atleast Japans Jesus"

"What?"

"There's a Jesus for Australia, USA lots of other continents and famous places and heck even New York and California have their own, anyway go away I've been outside for too long"

And with that he just floats away

"The fuck-"

I look at the open door and walk in

There are 3 people waiting there but then suddenly I'm swarmed by a really fugly. Fucking. Ugly.
Green haired idiot

"AHH, WHAT THE FUCK GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BASTARD!"

I punch his face and he goes flying to the ground and his arm starts bleeding, he starts crying
Shit, I thought we were dead, why is he hurt

"Hey are you okay?"
I ask worriedly

"Y-ya I guess...."

I let out a sigh of relief
"Thank goodness cause I did not wanna have to go to fucking court or some shit just cause you couldn't take a measly punch"

I walk away slightly
"So can one of you tell me where my house is?"

*PUNCH*

New book 🥳
I'm really excited for this one and sorry for the short chapter but I wanted to make this 2 parts so ya

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