I'll love you regardless

Chapter 4- B & E (but less cool)

This video actually is kinda like the chapter, except Kiri's not a wuss 😤 he's okay with crime 😌👌
The video is hilarious and I never knew how much I needed stand up comedy in my life until I found this, and some others by Jay Larson cause that guy is great 🤣
Anyway sorry for the rant

Bakugo pov
I wake up to the fucking annoying sound of the 7 o'clock wake up chimes or some shit..

"Fuuuuck"
I groan

I look at my phone and there's a text from that shit head, at fucking 4 in the morning
Just why

K: heyy, sorry for texting so earlyyyyyy, but ur invited to hang out with me and my friends 😌
Meet with us at 1pm today at the bar

Doesn't sound like the worst way to spend my day so why not.
I'm going back to bed for now tho, it's too fucking early to deal with anything right now

*after sleeping in until 12:45*

"Fuck that was a good nap"
I yawn and feel very refreshed

I look at the time and jump outta bed
Fuck I only have 15 minutes!

I grab some white sweat pants and throw on a black sleeveless hoodie with a skull in the middle

12:55
Fuck, I don't have time to do my hair

I grab a brush and vigorously brush my hair for 2 seconds and dump a hand full of water on my hair before rushing out

"O-oh, hey Kacchan-"

"Outta the way Deku, I got places to be"

I shove past him and he goes,
"Sorry sorry geez.."

but I hear him whisper to himself
"He didn't swear, I wonder if where he's going makes him relaxed or happy...."

"SHUT UP, I JUST HAVE PLACES TO BE AND I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO BE LATE, THIS ARGUMENT IS JUST WASTING MORE TIME"

"I don't think we're arguing-
alright whatever, well have fun with whatever your doing"

I just 'tch' and leave, making sure he can't see me going to the gate

I slip through and stand on the grounds of hell

My hair is still pretty wet though, I would've thought that the fire down here would have dried it but I guess not

I go into the bar and sit on a stool and wait for them

Thankfully that wasn't too long and an out of breath shitty hair barged in

"S-sorry we're late"

In the distance I hear a,
"Kirishima, wait up for us you rip off ginger!"

One by one 4 idiots appear and start hyperventilating

"G-goddamn kirishima....h-how are you s-so fa-ast"

Before he could say anything the dunce face from earlier says,
"*pant* he's a runner- *hard sigh* he's a track star-"
Then he collapses on the ground, heh

"I work out guys, I don't just sit around, play video games and do weird shit for most of the day"

"HEY, sometimes we get chased when we do dumb shit so we DO get exercise, sometimes, thank you very much"

"I'll count it..Anyways, guys this is Bakugo"

They all stare at me and the one with pink hair starts fucking inspecting me

"....good body...complexion..fit...yep you've got yourself a good one here"

"What the fuck are you talking about"

"Hmmmm....nothing, anyways is everyone ready to go"

They all cheer and head out, I still have no clue on what's happening but I'll go with it

"Okay we're here"

The fence?
"Why are we at the fence?"

"Oh didn't Kiri tell you, we like sneaking into heaven, stealing shit, breaking shit, sometimes they catch us and we have to run though"

"Ya, it's like a chase scene except each time I think im gonna die, even though I'm already dead"

.....they're not as bad as I thought
Besides I would love to take back a little toy of mine that the blue boy took into custody a while back

"Let's go"

Kirishima has a bit of a shocked look on his face and he kinda spaced out
fucking stupid

"What?"

He blinks and rubs his hand behind his head
"Sorry, just didn't think you would be okay with it, or agree so quickly and easily"

"Well I told you, it's a hell hole, and I want to get my stuff back, anyway if anything goes wrong I can blame it on you guys"

The girl with short purple hair interrupts
"Hold up- if more then 3 people go down, they drag everyone with them"

"But what if I just act victim"

He pink one chirps in
"We'll frame something on you~"

"Hmph, whatever"

These people have one of the best ways of thinking I've ever heard of

"Alright now is everyone ready"

We all nod and go through the bars, they should really have better security than bars that are only 3 feet apart

2 of them start rolling around and making full body jumps across the path

"What are you idiots doing?"

"Sneaking, what else"

".......Kay well if anyone needs me I'll be in a house so don't look for me"

I walk off before anyone could respond, now...where does four eyes live again?

Kirishima pov
Well Bakugo just left us....

"You guys go ahead, I'm gonna make sure Bakugos good"

"Kay"

Nowww, which way did he go

After searching for a while I finally found him, well heard him
And he says we're bad at sneaking, he's just here slightly yelling, fuck, shit, etc

"Hey Bakugo!"

Bakugo pov
I can't find my gantlets fucking anywhere!

I've flipped this place upside down and still nothing, my god

I take a small breather but then I hear
"Hey Bakugo!"

Fuck, people are gonna hear!

I run down the stairs, outta the house and wrap my arm around his neck tightly

"What the fuck do you think your doing you idiot.."

He looks a bit scared or nervous now...
I'm not feeling slightly bad, nope

"W-well, I just wanted to make sure you were good, ain't gotta be so hostile"

"Well if someone were to hear or see you, you'd be fucked"

Before he could say anything I hear someones voice call out
"Woah, Bakugo you caught a demon!"

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