Chapter 9- funny prank man

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Any assholes here who bullied a kid in elementary school 🤣-
Hi 😞👋

Mina pov
Kiri kiri kiri
Now where has that little man run off to?..

"Where are we supposed to go to look for him?"
Kaminari bends down to the ground which is pretty much just a flat floor of grass, and it goes on for as far as I can see

"I can't see any houses or anything, just how far are we!?"
I shrug and look back at the prison building..

"Maybe we should get Sero and Jirou over here before we do anything"

"Ya you're probably right"

We walk back in the building, no one's there
We walk to the end of all the cells and a Sero and Jirou are pressed up against the wall like they couldn't unattach themselves from it

They were behind a wall leading to some sort of storage closet, thankfully they hadn't seen me yet..

Hehe

I back away and whisper to kaminari
"Hey you wait back near the entrance"

He saw the smirk on my face and left without questioning me

I run around the corner toward them acting all scared and frantic, I can't fake sweat so I just put some saliva on my neck-
I know it's weird but you gotta do what you gotta do to successfully prank your friends

"M-mina, what happened..where's Kaminari!?"

I start breathing heavily, like I've been running from something
"H-he was taken.."

"What!!"
"WHAT"

"Damn chill guys- anyway I think the guys still around here somewhere"

"The guy that took Kaminari"

"Yup"

Suddenly there a loud blood curdling scream near the entrance, perfect!
"I think that's Denki"

They both nod and we slowly crouch our way to the entrance, me leading the way

"Wait here, I'm gonna take a peak.."

"Kay..."

I look around the corner and scream as loudly as I could

"He's dead!!!"

"WHAT"

They both rush around the corner with small tears in their eyes to see Kami trying to fix one of his broken grass crowns

"Guyss! My grass crown brooooke!"
He makes a crying face with no real tears falling out

He then huffs and smiles brightly at us
"Anyway you guys want one, I made about 7~"
Heck ya!!
"Ohhhh~ thank you very much bestie"

"No problem bestie~!"

Sero and Jirou both slowly fall to the ground and try breathing normally

"Y-you guys can't do these kind of thing to us..."

"Woah now, don't go into cardiac arrest buddy"

"I might when you little shits do stuff like this to us, mostly me!"
Jirou cracks a small smile
"Well you're fine so that's good...but you guys are gonna have to clean ALL of our houses"

"WHAT, NOOO"
I whine

"I DON'T WANNA SMELL LIKE AXE BODY SPRAY FOR A MONTH~"
Fuck he's right!!
Who knows what other 'manly' colognes
kirishima had found in the spam of 3 days!!!

"Well that's what you get for pretending to fake a death"

GODDAMIT
I look over at kami who is as equally offended as I am
But, there are more important things to deal with at this very second

"First off fuck your guys, clearly you can't take a joke *flips hair* anyway we only came back for you guys so you could help us look for Kiri"

"You guys haven't found him yet"

"No, we walked around then realized that we need y'all's help if we wanna get anywhere close to finding him"

"Well that's good that you realized you can't do this yourselves, now we should probably go into the city to see if he's there"

City?
"We looked, there is no city"

She walked outside and stuck her head out
"Did you look from the back of the building?"

....
"No clue"

She rolls her eyes
"We'll if you looked from the front you would have seen that the city is right there"

She grabs my arm and pushes me outside and toward the right and I see the bright, very bright city
Goddamn how many lampposts do they need

"Ohhhh, ya I think we went the other way-"

Suddenly I'm interrupted from someone yelling
"GUYS"

Gasp KIRIBABY

I run up smiling wildly toward him and hug him very tightly

"Careful you idiot, you might kill him"
...Bakugo scoffs and grabs Kiri's shoulder defensively

Out of shock my grip loosens and Bakugo pulls Kiri away from the hug

"Hey I'm fine bakugo, don't worry~"
To which he yells
"IM NOT WORRIED"

Kiri laughs softly and then focuses his attention back to the 4 of us

We all start glaring at Bakugo but Kiri notices and gives us a motherly 'I will beat yo ass' kinda look so we all just stare at Kiri in a nice way since I don't want him to be mad at us..

"Um anyways......hi?"

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