Boomerang

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Son: "Dad, I threw the Boomerang but it's not coming back to me."
Dad: "Do you know what do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back?"
Son: "What?"
Dad: "A Stick"

Mom goes like: "Eww David, how sick?!"
"Don't be a dick"

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