Son: "Dad, I threw the Boomerang but it's not coming back to me."
Dad: "Do you know what do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back?"
Son: "What?"
Dad: "A Stick"Mom goes like: "Eww David, how sick?!"
"Don't be a dick"
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DAD JOKES
HumorJust an attempt to write humor I love cracking some of these silly dad jokes at home and with friends and family. Btw, I'm not a dad myself But i do dad things, like randomly peeping into a room for no reason, then quickly walking away. Hope y'al...
Boomerang
Son: "Dad, I threw the Boomerang but it's not coming back to me."
Dad: "Do you know what do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back?"
Son: "What?"
Dad: "A Stick"Mom goes like: "Eww David, how sick?!"
"Don't be a dick"