"That was a close one..." Sanji wipes the sweat from his brow
"Shit, too close for comfort, I wasn't expecting them to come after us so soon..." Nami grimaces
"WE NEVER RUN IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! BUT ALWAYS FROM THE IRS" Luffy threw in an inspirational one-liner
"fuck yeah." Zoro raised a toast
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After a few more daring escapes from the IRS, they arrive at a shady dock.
"We're here." Nami furled the sails before leading them onto the nefarious island.
"Mhm." Robin called up her dealer
"The deals off." The dealer said through the phone's speaker.
"nuh-uh." luffy's input was greatly appreciated.
KLICK
"omg he hung up, how're we gonna get my viagra now??" The Man paced
"We beat 'em the hell up." Luffy cracked his knuckles.
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One piece: "Guys please help she can never know"
HumorHow will the crew handle helping a loser get his viagra back in time before his wife finds out while being chased by the infamous IRS pirates?
