"HOHOHOHOOHOOHOHOOHOH. I see you're hoping to get some of my premium viagra for your little old friend there, but first, you have to go through my henchman!" the dealer exclaimed
A tall buff dude walks out in front of them holding nothing but a pencil.
"Is that a fucking pencil what is this elementary school??" Ussop looked incredulously up at the man
"heh. never underestimate someone's sword." Zoro smirked
"you're right! You guys'll wanna be real careful about that pencil of his. I heard he plunges it straight through your sphincter!" The Man warned as Zoro stepped up to fight him
"Don't worry about Zoro, with those extra limbs he grows, he can hit the prostate 40 times more than a pencil can!" Ussop grinned at The Man
Luffy ran off with Nami and Sanji to find the viagra when the fight started. But not before punching the dealer unconscious with an elongated fist.
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Zoro was currently winning by a wide margin before the tall buff dude swallowed a pill of viagra, making him fight twice as hard. get it.
"Seems like I have to get serious as well." Zoro's eyes gleamed
"THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, I DON'T NEED VIAGRA TO GET IT UP!
Four sword style: RAGING DICK"
Zoro slapped him right across the face with his boner
"GAH!" His pencil flew from his hand in slow motion as Zoro's dickslap clap reverberated through the room.
the tall buff dude fell to the ground
"What got you hard?" He coughed up blood
"heh. your abs." zoro smirked again
Ussop nodded cuz nothin got Zoro going like hard work.
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One piece: "Guys please help she can never know"
HumorHow will the crew handle helping a loser get his viagra back in time before his wife finds out while being chased by the infamous IRS pirates?
