My cheater's lover

Car

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time he'll think
Before he cheats

I smiled after telling shadow what I had in mind and he was grinning ear to ear. "Damn knux I love it~" he purred wickedly. "Yep so not only will we use us being clueless as a advantage but also to use you being here early as a advantage as well." I said crossing my arms and leans back into the chair. "Well I guess we can start phase one then" he agreed.

Next day I invited sonic over and told him I would pick him up because I wanted to have a "fun" night. He of course couldn't resist the whole "fun" part so he agreed. I wrote a note and gave it to one of the flickies and they flew away to shadows house. I already deleted shadows number from my call list in case sonic got nosy. I got the Sonic's house and honked the horn for him and he comes out with his over night bag. I honestly have no intentions fucking him after discovering his little secret. He gets in the car and kisses me before driving back to my house. By then the same flickie returned when sonic was already inside and I received the note. I have the flickie some seeds before I tossed the note into the fireplace while sonic was in my room putting his bag away.
Later that night I knew sonic was expecting our little "fun" time so I got up to make us our usual drink but I slip one of my sleeping pills into the nonalcoholic drink. I gave it him and we sipped on it for the rest of the show we were watching. I noticed he was nodding off and finally dropped the empty glass on the table as he slept. Of course to avoid suspicion I carried him into my room and had him under the covers. I got into my bed as well much to my disgust and received a text from an unknown number. "No wheels, no wheels" I smirked and knew it was shadow and deleted the message after sending a thumbs up emoji.
Next morning sonic said he was feeling sick so I took him home. As we pulled up his eyes widen seeing his ford mustang completely damaged. The tires were slashed, headlights and taillights were broken and the word cheating slut was keyed into the side and in the seats. "Damn Shadz a bit much but oh well... show time~" "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" Sonic yelled suddenly "feeling better". "Sonic? Why does it say that? Is there something you're ke—" "NO IM NOT! THATS A DAMN LIE!!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!" He storms into his house and calls the police. I asked to stay but he told me to go home. So I did. Shadow was standing outside of my door when I arrived home with a smile on his face.

Once we were inside my house we burst out laughing.