when we get home we walk in and put all of the stuff on the floor and i jump on the couch and then somebody knocks on the door and bill answers it.
OMG BABY I MISSED UUU
what the fuck??
i stand up and walk to the fucking door to see who just called my boyfriend baby.
who the fuck are you?
bill holds my waist and i get closer to this ugly bitch
RON!
ron comes running and sees a bitch at the door
ron looks her up and down
sorry homeless woman we don't have spare change
tom bursts out laughing and bill gives him a look to say SHUT THE FUCK UP
she looks ron up and down and says excuse me ? im basically giving spare change to you being at this doorstep.
ron punches her and she falls to the floor falling down the stairs at our door
she stands up and says EXCUSE NE BJTFH?
she runs into our house she pushes past us and she runs over to bill and tom hiding in the corner from this ugly bitch
bill pushes her while Tom twists her and she goes flying into a lamp and falls on the floor we all laugh and i take a photo of her on the floor and ron smashes a glass bottle over her fucking face and puts the glass in her mouth Tom picks her up and throws her out the door and locks the door
we all laugh and then i walk up to bill and say okay who thenfuck was that crazy bitch coming to our door calling u baby?
I raise my eyebrow and he looks nervous
HELLO??
ron picks a glass bottle up and tries to smash it over bills head but I make her stop
i used to go out with her he says
and she's obsessed with me
we open the front door and see her body still lying on the floor outside our door.
i jump on the couch again and bill cuddles with me and i stroke his hair
tom smacks rons ass and she turns around and playfully pushes him and jumps on the couch pushing bill away to sit with me.
i turn on the tv and see what's good
we should watch these tapes i found
i put the first one in and i see bill sitting on the bed with no shirt on and a blanket covering his lower body i see me crawling in with NO CLLTHESBON and i turn of the tape Immediately
bill starts laughing and i cover my face and Tom laughs and rons eyes widen
i put my head in my hands and change the tapes
there is one of bill and Tom preforming on a stage when they where 14 years old
aww ur such babies in that
ron says as she falls off the couch
UMM?
i burst out laughing
WHAT FHE FUCK HOWD U FALL
i fall on the floor and lie with ron on our stomachs and bill lies on top of me
OW MOVE
i slap his bum and say Oohh u have gyat bill
BAHAHSHHSHSHSHSH tom laughs And I walk to the fridge to get water and Ron follows
i look outside the window of our balcony and see john, amber and 2 other skanky girls
i slap rons elbow to make her look to and we smirk and run to the bathroom and get toilet water and pour it on them as they walk right below our balcony
we burst out laughing and duck while they scream and look up
bill grabs me and says
let's go to bed im tired and i want to cuddle with u
