𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝

-Egg Destroyers-

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-Mister S's Mystery Shop-

"Um, we wanted to buy all the items on this list..." deuce said as he hands over the small list "Ring up two cans of tuna while you're at it!" grim piped in "No, Grim! We're not here for tuna!" deuce scolded "What's this? Cream and eggs and... Quite the sacchariferous list! I'll get everything for you" the lithe young man with magenta eyes, black-and-purple locs flipped over the right side of his head, and an undercut and beneath his maroon blazer, he wears a bright purple vest which has skeletal motifs as buttons he wears a hat which is sewn together of maroon and black colored parts and has a small skull affixed to his a red clothing wrapped around the hat and around his neck is a necklace decorated with long, tooth-looking bones

"Whoa... He really does stock that stuff, huh?" Deuce whisper to you as Mr sam walks away from the two of you and getting the stuff from the list before walking towards to the two of you "Here you go. It's pretty heavy... Are you sure you can carry this? Luckily for you, our 1/100th size flying saucers are 30% off today. Perfect for carrying groceries!" Mr sam advertised as he makes jazz hands with you grabbing the grocery bag as deuce payed for it "Ooh, lemme see! That sounds awesome!" grim said as deuce grab him "We're fine, thank you. Let's go, Grim" deuce said "Myah! I didn't realize today was National No Fun Allowed Day!" grim whined out "Very well. Then until next time, my little imps. Do come again! Ciao!" Mr sam waved good bye as the three of you walk out the shop

-Main Street-

"That store was amazing" deuce said in amazement "Yeah, and you're amazingly cheap" grim huffed out "Who are you calling cheap?! Hmph" deuce pouted before turning to you 'Oh fuck, why is she carying the bag!? damn it deuce! this isn't how you treat a lady' deuce cried out in his mind as he grabs one of the bag from your arms "[Name], looks like you got the bag with all the cans that must be heavy let me take that one I've got a little trick for carrying heavy bags" deuce said "You're quite the power shopper" you hummed as deuce face turn pink and looking away "Yeah, My mom always used to stock up at sales, and the bags would get ridiculously heavy i was the only man in the house, so I got to do all the heavy lifting, and-" deuce stops himself as his face turn eve more pink "Oh, sorry i didn't mean to monopolize the conversation" deuce apologize as you giggle "It's great that you helped out around the house" you said "No, it wasn't like that at all the truth is, I- Owww!" deuce cried out as he fell to the floor

"Myah! The eggs!" grim pointed out "T-the carton of eggs is totally smashed! And now the bag's dripping egg good everywhere" deuce exclaim as you help him up "Ouch! Why don't you watch where you're- Hey! You're the jerks who broke the egg yolk on my carbonara!" the white haired boy pointed out "I've had about enough of you punks you need to learn your place!" the light red haired boy cracked his knuckles 

You were about to say something but deuce cut you off "You're the ones who darted out at us from around a corner! And you picked a fight with us at lunch over an egg that you were still totally able to eat! And now you've destroyed six of OUR eggs!" deuce clench his hands "Yeah! He's right!" grim huffed out "So what? You sayin' that was our fault?" the white haired boy cross his arms "I am please reimburse us for the eggs and then apologize to the chickens" deuce said glaring at the two delinquent "Ooh, look who's got his big boy pants on. You sure are makin' a big deal outta some stupid eggs" the light red haired boy snickered out "What?" deuce raise an eyebrow "They haven't even touched the ground, so they're still edible. Quit whinin'" the white haired boy said 

"You should thank us for savin' ya the trouble of crackin' 'em!" the light red haired boy cackled out "yeah and maybe get that girl to clean it up after all she is a good for nothing janitor" the light red haired boy added as the both of them started to laugh "That ain't funny" deuce spoke out making the two delinquent to stop laughing "Huh?" the white haired boy said in confusion "I said, THAT AIN'T FUNNY, You don't get to call my eggs stupid. You don't get to call ANY eggs stupid! Those eggs may not have gotten to be chicks, but they were gonna make some amazing tarts! Do you get it yet? DO YOU?! AND DON'T YOU DARE CALL [NAME] TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS FEMALE AND WAS A JANITOR!?" deuce screamed making your jaw drop "What is with this guy all of a sudden?!" the light red haired boy exclaim backing away a bit "You owe me six eggs and two insults if ya ain't gonna pay me for em and apologize, then you're gettin' a bruise for each one!" deuce walk closer to the two delinquents as he cracks his knuckles "Are you serious right now?!" the white haired boy said

"GRIT YOUR TEETH ASSHOLES!"

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