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the friend groupchat

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mega group rahhhh 🔥

Zenitsu
bitch i will GAG you if you do not stfu RIGHT NOW

Aoi
pipe down you fucking highlighter
how tf are u better at everything while sleepwalking
literally go into a coma if u wanna be like that

Genya
bro why these mfs beefing its been two minutes since school ended 💀

Zenitsu
i do not wanna hear it from the BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE THE CHICK THAT TURNED INTO A BLUEBERRY IN THAT ONE CHOCOLATE FACTORY MOVIE??
HELLO??

Aoi
anyway guys we should go to like a fancy restaurant tn
on zenitsu's tab ofc

Zenitsu
its on WHAT NOW

Tanjiro
Maybe we should calm down?

Muichiro
es tee eff u you fucking ginger

Yuichiro
HELL IS HOT

Y/N
MUI...

Genya
bro tanjiro's gonna come at all of us again
literally look he got quiet

Nezuko
bro why do i hear fucking airplane turbulence in tanjiro's room
BRO WHO DID THIS

Kanao
It's okay guys, I got this.
tanjiro look at me in the eyes this isnt you

Y/N
THIS IS MY LAST STRAW
KANAO...

Kanao
I heard guys were into that
Maybe not

Zenitsu
yeah no i was totally into that

Yuichiro
ofc zenitsu was into that 💀 dubble you tee eff

Tanjiro
Yuichiro.
Do you think this is a spelling bee?

Yuichiro
WHATD I DO
WHY IS HE COMING AT ME FIRST
FUCK NO
I REGRET JOINING THIS GOOFY ASS FRIEND GROUP
TELL ME WHY INOSUKE SMELLS RANK AS FUCK

Inosuke
waht

Yuichiro
ZENITSU IS SO FUCKING THIRSTY YOUD THINK HE WALKED TEN MILES IN A DESERT OR SOME SHIT
HOMIE HOPPERS EXCEPT HE CNAT EVEN GET ANY HOMIES
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY YOUR LUCK WITH MEN

Zenitsu
UHM?

Aoi
LMAOOOOO

Yuichiro
aoi YOU LIKE THAT. THING.
I DONT THINK YOU CAN TALK EITHER
I JUST FEEL BAD FOR NEZUKO AT THIS POINT
SHES GOT ZENITSU TRYING TO DICKRIDE EVERYONE

Zenitsu
WHY ARE YOU COMBOING ME

Y/N
DICK RIDE IS WILDDDDD

Yuichiro
y/n
muichiro
hey
hey
i dont think you guys realize
HOW FUCKING THIN THE WALL IS BETWEEN MT ROOM AND YOYR ROOM
I DO NOT WANNA HEAR ABT YOUR FANTASIES
IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN MAKOMO COMES UP TO ME ASKING WHAT LOVE BITES ARE.
WHISPER OR LITERALLY LEAVE

Tanjiro
Oh.
I think Yuichiro will be a great addition to our friend group :)

Zenitsu
HE JUST DISSED ME
TEN FUCKING TIMES???
WHY AM I THE PUNCHING BAG OF THIS GROUP
LETS TALK ABOUT HOW Y/N AND MUICHIRO GOT REAL QUIET

Yuichiro
oh honey they AINT quiet rn
I CAN HEAR YOY
YOU
DUMBASS
HOES
im comijg in there ive had enough

Y/N
guys im in hiding rn
oh shit the door opened

Nezuko
whyd they go quiet.

Inosuke
gnya qiute

Genya
i aint reading allat

Tanjiro
But, you know what, I CAN diss you.
Tell me why you have a GLOCK? IN YOUR ROOM??? THE SCHOOLS HERE DONT GET SHOT UP AS OFTEN AS AMERICA. YOU DO NOT NEED A MACHINE GUN IN YOUR ROOM??

Genya
TANJIRO YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNSHARPENED CRAYON STFU

Tanjiro
I DO NOT WANNA HEAR IT FROM THE GUY WITH A MOHAWK.

Aoi
the mohawk is outrageous 💀

Nezuko
diabolical.

Yuichiro
*1 attachment*

Muichiro
ok but whyd u jump me like that

Tanjiro
Okay, but why'd you scream like that?

Y/N
that was me sorry guys 😜

Kanao
i cant defend you anymore.

Zenitsu
y/n whyd u sound like a TEA KETTLE HELLO??

Y/N
zenitsu why have ur balls not DROPPED YET HELLO??

Yuichiro
FOUL.

Inosuke
rael quitne ad tnerihthat one

Zenitsu
what is ur mom wearing to the court trial y/n

Nezuko
I GASPED

Y/N
what is ur grandpa wearing to his casket zenitsu

Inosuke
inforigiv e im a vilakisn im a
unforigivne

Kanao
why is inosuke a fearnot

Zenitsu
what are u wearing to visit ur parents in JAIL

Inosuke
na gieul girueska, georo
ufnorignej
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im a

Genya
inosuke i dont think thats korean

Y/N
what are u wearing to visit himejima's orphan kids

Yuichiro
reeses puffs reeses puffs

Inosuke
saw sosjdjaid gieodkkedoul
unforigvme

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